Just finished Big Walk with my friends. That might be the first time I've ever given a round of applause to the ending of a video game.

Hate seeing the real life face of an actor who played a character in a game. What do you mean your face isn't shiny plastic?

Some shots from my China trip

I had to surrender my laser gun at the airport

Sad to be heading back to the states after 10 days in China but home is where I can play Control Resonant so it all evens out.

Found a puppy on the streets of Shanghai. We spent two hours trying to find a home for her. Finally found some police officers willing to take her in to find her a home. I named her Shang.

I'm going to assume any crimes that happen in Miami from now till November are a GTA 6 promotional stunt.

There's an art to alt texting an image on here

I don't know why people were so mad about The Last Temptation of Christ. It's just a good old-fashioned comic book style reimagining of the mythos. It's All Star Jesus. Ultimate Jesus. Absolute Jesus.

New video essay is up! I played a game called While Waiting, and I beat it in a way I'm going to bet most people on earth have never beaten a game before: in my sleep. Quite literally. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Qo...

While Waiting: The Game I Literally Beat in My Sleep

YouTube video by Luis Prada

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Don't you just hate it when you're trying to drive like a maniac and some dork in front of you is obeying the law?

I get why people watch the GTA 6 trailer and think it just looks like more GTA. I'll speak for myself when I say the appeal of rock* games and that series has nothing to do with gameplay. It's the worlds. They build the most vivid, realized worlds of their specific gaming generations.

GTA 6 is going to ruin my life.

Loving the thick ass Miami accents all over this

aaand netflix is down

A program telling me that I can't uninstall it because it's still open is the same as someone jamming their foot in front of a door when you're trying to shut it on their face.

the wrong people keep dying

No one in life ever sits you down and teaches you how to throw away an enormous box worth of packing peanuts. It's just one of those life lessons everyone has to figure out on their own.

My favorite genre of Amazon review is when the title is like "I HATE THIS THIS SUCKS DO NOT BUY DO NOT BUY" and the body of the review is like "yeah it's fine I guess"

Pre-order Daniel's book, get a shitty batman. Everybody wins.

Daniel Dockery@dandock.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Thank you! Here's a Batman:

I saw it in a dream...

I'm really going to miss my job as a super villain henchman. Just standing around, holding machine guns, chatting with my bros around the explosive red barr—

I love a dorky talking-head guy in a video or documentary who is wearing a tie of the thing he is an expert on. Like in this Wired video about a guy who makes good paper airplanes. If I have any questions about paper airplanes, I'm directing them toward the guy wearing the paper airplane tie.

Cherry pie time baby

Big Walk GOTY

I'm sure the Little Nightmares games move a lot of merch at Hot Topic but those are some absolutely tedious games.

Voting in South Florida is like trying to decide which sack of shit smells best.

The best lunch Is ham and cheese on crackers eaten while standing in the kitchen.

For those who have watched my latest video about Consume Me/Baby Steps, know that I'm still filling that planner, still hustlin', still taking care of business. One task down. Let's get that money.

Ate some lettuce. I'll see you all in hell.