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been having insane eczema on my hands lately and trying my best not to scratch at anything so i've just been wringing my hands obsessively like a cartoonish snake oil salesman

devastated and confused. just learned lemmings are rodents and not fish like i thought they were this entire time. to add insult to injury i can't for the life of me figure out what fish i was mistaking them for

as someone who chugs a lot of villainess slop directly into my gullet i think i command enough authority to say that 100% of villainess slop that doesn't yuri the villainess and the heroine would be improved by yuriing the villainess and the heroine

indeed will send you a job recommendation that pays <36k a year and all of the employee testimonials are like "do not work here. do not work here. work anywhere but here. you are treated worse than the average slaughter animal. they killed my dad" and you still apply anyway

back when we just said fight or flight i was like well i don't really do either but i suppose i'm fleeing because i'm not fighting. and then they added freeze and i was like i feel like i'm still more pathetic than that but it's the closest so far. and then they added fawn

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄 Me: I don't feel shit 5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

i have absolutely no way to logically expound upon this but wandering ghosts from the sotn ost is the exact emotion i feel when getting up in the middle of the night to get a little treat from the fridge

just saw a youtube short where a guy was like "if you only watched the 2004 phantom of the opera you might wonder why christine didn't fall for phantom. it's because in the source material he's ugly" and 7 "we are in a literacy crisis" video essayists broke into my house and beat the shit out of me