Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

@mialynneb.bsky.social

Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. CIA plant/Mossad/Fed. I have a cat that brings me socks. She/Her

I love Neighbor Judy, but she's driving me nuts. I'm going to take away voice to text from her, because I need a decoder ring. I'm not a political Nostradamus, no I'm not going to that meeting, leaf blower guy going to be here all week, and yes, you can park in the gd driveway. Fuuuuck.

Two community pages just outside of Indy (Greenwood/Plainfield), the whites were hot pissed about Diwali fireworks. Like Chet and Bret aren't holding their beers for 3 months straight in the summer lighting off mortars. Thank ye gods my neighborhood was all, "Oh, nice!"

I need to calm my honks. I don't know if it was neighbor guy across the street, or a yard guy, but they blew all the fucking leaves onto our sidewalk in front of the house. Shit looked intentional. I just raked them off - there's a gentleman that uses a scooter twice a day here. Fuck y'all.

Being a fan of certain teams always makes me giggle, because hub's still remains optimistic. "Babe! The (Colts, Bengals, Reds, Bearcats, Hoosiers) are killing it!" Me: "Wait for it."😂 When the Bengals went to the SB, my brother was all "You gonna go?!" 1. No monies for that. 2. Lolno.

Could be completely wrong here, but the influx of accounts wanting to argue have the same kind of names FB allows people to use in chatter groups when they want to post anonymously. Also not anonymous there - admins can see your actually account "Happy Hyena," "Curious Porcupine." Interesting.

This painting competition is so great. The woman that was their subject is a breast cancer survivor, and one of the painters is currently helping his wife going through it. I had a scare a few years back, and he absolutely captured the "Haha everything is fine," but the eyes give away the fear.

I hated Notre Dame because of Brian Kelly - I'm a UC grad, so if you know you know. Jerkdick. I will now "allow" the hub's who's from South Bend to be excited now, because the coach is hot business😂 Brian Kelly can still blow my buttwhistle choo choo style.

Seek therapy you weird bitches. Y'all calling to bitch at Dems because you're too chicken shit to yell at your maga relatives, and you're just as racist and antisemitic as they are. No wonder you don't flip tables at the holidays😀 Grievance party over dry-ass turkey.

Christine@chermitup.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ok, you all are not serious people. If you called because you don't like Dem caucus staffing choice, but not because ICE prison guards are raping and impregnating teen girls in their internment camps or any other actual serious problem, I hope you get gout.