Oh. You like killing Ganon in The Legend of Zelda games? Oh you like that. do ya? Well, what if he was a Christian Baby? Would you still do it and beat our silly video game? Huh?

We're not making another 3D Mario game. We're putting Mario into the Metaverse. We're hip like that.

He got out.

Miyamoto ran for 40 minutes straight and now has to go lie down, sadly concluding this #MiyamotoFriday much earlier than usual.

Miyamoto is currently in talks to produce a prequel to the Super Mario Bros. Movie that would focus on Donkey Kong and his childhood. Chris Pratt set to voice Diddy Kong.

Miyamoto has breached the secondary defenses.

When Miyamoto takes off his jacket, he reveals that he is sometimes actually just 3 smaller Miyamotos stacked up. Only sometimes, though.

When giving Retro Studios his blessing for Metroid Prime, Miyamoto also gave away 1/300th of his soul that still persists in every copy of the game, including re-releases.

Tomorrow is #MiyamotoFriday Make sure to leave milk and cookies out by your Nintendo Switch 2 System tonight and maybe he'll leave you a copy of Mario Pinball Land

Major respect to Robotnik. We too power our machines with tiny little anthropomorphic mice. Gamer mice, if you will.

This is Miyamoto. I just saved a bunch of orphans from a burning building. Please pre-order The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2.

If you enter the Nintendo Store in New York , it's already too late. The floor has been replaced with 1 billion donut blocks and they all lead to the gift shop you damn idiot.

"Do it" I say to the Nintendo operative stationed in Tim Sweeney's bedroom for the past 3 weeks.

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It's (finally) time. Sonic x Fortnite is now live.

An evil presence has made itself known, threatening to ruin everything in the land... My Ex-Wife is now available on the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

That was scary.

help

Reading Nintendo Power. There's a quote in here from a reviewer who says you're being a little bitch.

Why is it called Golden Sun if the Sun is not golden [checks notes] oh wait fuc

Sending Nintendo eShop announcements straight to your brainoid like a cleric receiving solacious messages from their shit god.

"The owner of Nintendoo should be executed by way of giant sword" - Sonic fans "The owner of Nintendoo should be given $5 every day for doing a great service" - Mario fans Know the difference

"He he! Yeow!" Bruno Mars coming to Super Smash Bros Ultimate later today for $30

We have come to the realization that posting in social media has been detrimental to the health of many of the workers here. This account will shutdown in 3 hours to keep the lives of our employees safe. Unless we think of something funny to announce then we'll be right back again.

If we announce our games at midnight we get a jump on the leakers since theyre all Asleep. Who's up for some Dillon's Rolling Western on Switch?

Buying up every copy of Super Mario World and dumping them to the ocean so you can ONLY play on NSO.

Those GTA VI leaks are crazy. Can't believe Lucia spends all the heist money on a Nintendo Switch 2 and proceeds to play Pokémon Pokopia for 12 hours straight.

Any Pokémon left in Pokémon Bank after February 25, 2027 will be recycled into new Pokémon.

Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.

Can you make your way out of his magical labyrinth? Educational fun for all ages hits the eShop today, with the rerelease of the cult classic, I. M. Meen!

We are here today to announce that F-ZERO RACERS will be shutting down and all servers will be deactivated effective immediately.