I just love summer so much, I want to just remove all my clothing and dive into the wet blue ocean and let it enter every orifice of my body. between my toes, my fingers, under my tongue, in my butt crack, everywhere. I love summer so much.

Discord friends be like “reacted with thumbs-up::skin-tone-3”

Absolute CINEMA!

Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies

EVERYONE 👥GET IN THE CAR👉🚙👈WE'RE LEAVING🏃🏃🏻🏃🏽THIS👇TOWN🏘️NOW‼️AHH⁉️WHAT THE⁉️🚫IMPOSIBLE🚫😱THIS🫵ISN'T THE CAR👉🚙👈😱NOOOOO🫨OHH HERMIT PURPLE👨‍🦳🪢💜

The Pokémon Sun/Moon soundtrack STAYS ON during AND AFTER sex!

Back when I was a young tween, Me and my buddy Jeff were playing Street Fighter 3. I hard knockdown Chun-Li and see this sprite of her on her back and my brain chemistry is altered forever from that point onward. I even blurted out in the moment "Whoa!" 👀 "Did you see her butt?!"

Eat the yellow snow it could be lemonade YOU NEVER KNOW What if they're just trying to keep all the lemonade for themselves by tricking you Might be lemon flavor but the lemon snow connoisseur want you to all think that it's not So that's why they warn you not too weeeeeeeee

too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...

I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN!

Aight bois what Wii Channel are we startin up?!

Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught. -Save and Continue -Restart Checkpoint -Continue Without Saving

I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌

They say the first step is the hardest... But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water

Never changing this pinned skeet of my wife btw

"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far" is the NEW "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

I LOST GALLONS!

Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free.

Wife

If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood.

All I want for Christmas is ~UwU~

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McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables

Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird.

I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit

After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe

There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second...

I support all bara accounts who use "rizz" and "gyatt" unconditionally. You deserve love and affection.