I'll be in Seattle 10/13-10/14, looking for bench spots and long walks on the beach...or whatever 🫠

I am up early! I am looking cute! I am hard at work! I burn with the fury of my own momentum!

I'm so horny I'm ready to put anything in my ass

The tree sit blocking border wall construction is back up in La Noria, México! Construction has been stopped! 🔥 After yesterday's raid and toppling of the Grandmother Tree, this morning, land defenders climbed into a nearby cottonwood on the Sonoran side, blocking the wall.

Max Granger@maxgranger.info · 7d ago

This morning, at least 50 armed Border Patrol agents, including BORTAC, raided the border wall resistance camp and tree sit in Lochiel, Arizona, attacking and arresting land defenders and cutting down the last “grandmother” cottonwood that stood in the path of Trump's double wall on the U.S. side.

Me & WHO?

Darkly Gleaming@darklygleaming.bsky.social · last wk.

Pussy reveal

I really freaked it this weekend. This girl is really delighted to be in bed with their cat and dog now. Does someone want to buy me takeout so I don't have to cook dinner? I'll send you one picture of my bruised ass if you do!

I'll be in NYC December 10th-15th & my books are officially open! Take me out on the town? 💖 #datenyc #companion #dinnerdate #oursky #gfe #ts

I'm listening to the Babe (1995) original soundtrack and boppin my head.

I'm going to look so cunty at the erotica magazine launch party tomorrow.

Do you love long legs? Intelligence? Thoughtfulness? Creativity? Femininity? Masculinity? Unnameable gender complexity in the most delicious and magnetic way? What about high cheekbones and long eyelashes and soft lips? This is Briar, one of the loves of my life and sexiest girl on earth 💘 book her!

Briar Astaire ||° PDX&FMTY °||@briar-astaire.bsky.social · 3w ago

Waiting patiently for you to book me

This is for those of you who are compulsed to spoil me. marigoldgift.com/briarastaire/briarsdesires

I am wearing a bar gag in this photo. Its a shame you don't get to see that!

I encourage respectful flirting in my comments

Date idea: we watch all 398 minutes of Matthew Barney's The Cremaster Cycle & get horny in a really weird way & then have our way (with each other).

Wish you were here 💔

I do really enjoy overnight bookings. There is something so intimate about the morning light and stillness.

This is your daily reminder that I am hot!!!

I still have availability on the ninth if anyone wants to take me out and show me a nice time. 💅

Briar Astaire ||° PDX&FMTY °||@briar-astaire.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm going to be playing a show in Seattle on October 10th and it just dawned on me that I could offer bookings there in the days prior. Email me with inquiries if you'd like to see me in Seattle 10/8-10? 🍑

Commissioned smut starring you + I goes for for fifteen cents per word. My boytoy gets this for free because of all that he does for me (being at my beck and call, giving me sweet and special privileges, & being a good boy in general)

Im writing smut starring me and my boytoy having a charged flirtationship at his workplace, wherein I drive him absolutely insane and to a point of utter desperation and adulterousness as I lob big sparkly eyed looks at him and make him laugh and blush and curse the fact that he can't have me.

I'm fantasizing about being a homewrecker; an idea that I am pretty into. Maybe we can do some roll play about it?

i'm the nicest girl in the world you just have to be open to understanding that

I made a strawberry rhubarb pie from scratch the other day with one of my loves, and she (the pie) is beautiful and divine and we were laughing so hard we cried while we were sculpting the face.

The harvest moon has me horny in a very frantic and human way

Hire us for a duo 😋

Briar Astaire ||° PDX&FMTY °||@briar-astaire.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm going to be playing a show in Seattle on October 10th and it just dawned on me that I could offer bookings there in the days prior. Email me with inquiries if you'd like to see me in Seattle 10/8-10? 🍑

I would like to put on some lingerie and seduce someone. I have been told I give great lap dances. Give me an excuse to get dolled up and have some fun?

Good mornoon and happy FriYAY bsky!! 🥰 It's payday for many -- have you tipped a SWer or creative today? If not, now's your chance! ❤️‍🔥