Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
@bjartnes.bsky.social
Programmer, like bikes without engines, old school magic, have cats and kids.
Slides, code and stuff from my talk at #ndcoslo can be found at github.com/mollerse/vis... thanks for having me🕺
GitHub - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation: «Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound
«Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation
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Abstract mic drop "Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well." ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...
Safe Systems in a Chaotic World : NDC Oslo
System failures of all flavors, zero-days, mass layoffs, the climate crisis, AI slop, war, crumbling infrastructure and institutions. Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coi...
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While mathematicians are severely misaligned with AI, programmers are just ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN IS HEADING SOME WAY AND LEAVING NOW! TUUUUUUT! terrytao.wordpress.com/2026/09/11/a...
A Severe Misalignment of AI in Mathematics
I am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have…
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Thanks to Teo (the non-bass-playing Teo of the Multi-Teos) we have a fun little lambda server up and running and I finally got to see the fish I had lying around running there fishy.bjartnes.dev
Vertex shader escher
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In this weeks episode of creative use of AI I present to you: Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed. www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98... Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.
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You know the people who get mad at you when you’re not drinking while they are getting drunk? That’s the vibe I get from these people.
Using an LLM is intellectually easier than writing my own code. There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable.
Software development was hard enough without clowns doing hard drugs.
Occasionally there are good news on AI.... AI glasses are forbidden at my daughter's school. At least something.
So envious of boxing. When amateurs think they can do a professional's job consequences are much more obvious than in software.
Web Rebels is back. 25 and 26 May 2027, at Vulkan. Save the date! The call for speakers is open until the end of September. Never given a talk before? We want to hear from you. webrebels.org/cfp
The positive value of negative space: A rant about over production, over consumption and pointless tools. Enjoy! vimeo.com/1223305711?s...
The positive value of negative space - Christin Gorman
This is "The positive value of negative space - Christin Gorman" by JavaZone on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Arbeidsledige illustratører og designere blir sikkert kjempeglade når de ser NAV sin enorme KI-genererte messevegg.
Most bears hibernate during winter to save energy. I am also semi-hibernating to conserve energy, I will wake up when the AI winter sets in.
Lovely little story about creativity with different materials, from dolls to Unreal Engine. nrkbeta.no/2024/02/22/d...
Dette er historien om hvordan vi laget Fantorangen
Da NRK skulle lansere barnekanalen NRK Super, trengte vi en dukke for de minste barna. Slik laget vi en ny figur som kunne bli elsket av alle.
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BORDEL DE MERDE! TONNERRE DE BREST! Ça sent la morue! Nevet mind me, just practicing swearing and insults before Arendalsuka.
Si hva du vil om Hamas, men de har i det minste aldri deltatt på Arendalsuka.
Current status: seeing if I can recruit Kaptein Sabeltann to sail to Arendal and launch a full-on pirate attack, cannons ablaze from "Den sorte dame", and seize control of the town during Arendalsuka.
Arendalsuka is what happens when you go on a raid and leave managing Arendal to your brother Orm
hour12, TRUE OR FALSE? "The BBC website uses the 24-hour clock for its TV and radio programme listings, while BBC promotions for upcoming programmes give their times according to the 12-hour clock."
With everything going on in NATO we can not afford to piss of England. Pretty sure Solbakken has been instructed by Støre to take a dive. "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." www.gov.uk/government/n...
UK steps up defence of Arctic and High North from rising Russian threats
During a visit to meet Royal Marine Commandos at Camp Viking in the Arctic Circle in northern Norway, the Defence Secretary will today confirm that the number of British troops deployed to Norway will...
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To avoid the hottest day in London we are postponing the return a bit, planned to stay in Ryde for the day but did not plan for the tide. So close but so far...
The HMS warrior is the most steampunk and peak empire symbol I have seen. Both totally dominating the seas at the time, and also the age of sails aestethics with a modern feel to it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_War...
HMS Warrior (1860) - Wikipedia
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We are in some sort of post precision society, where language is used only approximately correct and things swap meaning unless you know that you have to read all AI content as if a drunk imbecile wrote it.
