New vacation level unlocked: sipping hot chocolate in the middle of the night on the verandah of your stateroom on the new Disney Treasure. ☕️🛳️😌

If you’re a short king like me LOL and you wanna feel tall? Put on a pair of Hoka Bondi 9’s. SHEEESH 🤴🏻📏👟

When the yolk on your Sausage McMuffin with Egg is just a little jammy.

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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t blush when I first saw the Wally Dakima… I say Dakimakura. 🤭😈 #HelluvaBoss #WallyWackford @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social @morganaignis.bsky.social @vivziepop.bsky.social

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Presenting your King, I say I say, your King of Wackiness on this here April Fools Day!!

I say! I say! Where are the Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel denizens at?! 😈 #HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss