UH HUH BRO IS JUST REPRESSED EVER SINCE LOSING HIS ASSHOLE HUH
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ FROM HIS KITCHEN, YA *FORKIN' IDIOT!! ⠀
Ariganara
@luctussororis.bsky.social
(Transferred from Twitter) A hybrid who had lost everything and is trying to find a sense of purpose in life. #HSRRP #MVRP #OCRP MDNI, writer is an adult! https://luctussororis.straw.page
UH HUH BRO IS JUST REPRESSED EVER SINCE LOSING HIS ASSHOLE HUH
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ FROM HIS KITCHEN, YA *FORKIN' IDIOT!! ⠀
WHERE IS HE GETTING ALL OF THESE AND THROWING A SALAD PLATE AFTER TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLES? IS THIS AN INNUENDO FOR TOSSING SALAD- IS HE WANTING HIS ASS EATEN?? SMH
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ He's throwing the salad plate next. ⠀
CATCHING WITH OTHER HAND. "Why do you have these on hand?? Did you just have them shoved up your ass or something?? Up your buttholess butt?"
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Throwing the pepper shaker in turn. ⠀
"Challenges? It's literally a basic motion... geez, are your limbs that rusted that you can't even do that?"
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ I ain't doin' none a' yer weird challenges!! Not 'specially like this. ❞ ⠀
CATCHING. "Oh that reminds me- D'ya know the trick? If you pretend to pour a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt!"
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Throwing a salt shaker at her. ⠀
She knows it isn't. She just likes to mess with him.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ What the *Fork makes her think it is? ⠀
She's sending @loadedgun.bsky.social that one cursed gun 'cleaning' video. [Is this you?]
// Asking the questions no one else is brave enough to ask
|| always be something like this when this queen is on TL
WHAT IS A DICK USED FOR OTHER THAN PEEING AND BANGING?? AND IF SAID FOR BANGING WHY ARE BALLS NOT THERE TOO?
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ He don't pee neither! Is that all she thinks genitals are good for?! ⠀
Silicone?? Oh- what if they were like clown noses where they honk when squeezed
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ He ain't gettin' balls. Who'd want to get their cheeks clapped by metal spheres? ⠀
He doesn't *have* to pee or do the sideways shimmy either! Yet he has a 'clock'!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Because he's a gosh-darned cyborg! He ain't got a need to reproduce! ⠀
ALSO NOT DENYING IT PROVES IT. SO WHY COCK AND BALLS WHEN HE HAS NO BALLS.
Professional blackmail acquirer here. Duh.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW THAT?! ⠀
YOU STARTED IT BY TALKING ABOUT COCK AND BALLS WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE BALLS!!! YOU BALLS POSER!!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ C'ain't you stop talkin' about weird *shirt ... FER FIVE *FORKIN' SECONDS?! ⠀
Cock and ball torture (CBT)[a] is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, --
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Clock and balls. ⠀
"So how was everyone else's day? I had to explain to cops during a wellness check I in fact did not scream because I was dying, but because I burnt my ass trying to wash it in the shower. I forgot to turn down the temperature when shooting there with water... So... Yeah, awkward situation. But --
Oh , it's not doubting Quinn's abilities. Ari's doubting her OWN abilities to look nice. But if Quinn thinks she could find something, she's not going to stop her.
⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀Is she doubting her fashion skills? Her?! The girl who is always cute?! Pursing her lips in total disappointment. She'll show her. She'll make her the cutest on the block. ⠀
... Fair enough- Quinn has no right to laugh if Ari looks ridiculous in anything suggested, though.
⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀So? That's why she has her here! Now don't be a chicken. Let her buy her some cute stuff. ⠀
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Hear her out: ... She just struggles a lot with fashion stuff-
⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀Anything she wants!! Clothing, jewelry, treats, makeup...! ⠀