much to gain much to lose. someone should put a rat on my head to steer my life in the right direction

no yk what this is human idc what our nonexistent label is

FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business@ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 3w ago

hmmmmm realistically i should not be missing her this bad someone break a plank on my skull

hmmmmm realistically i should not be missing her this bad someone break a plank on my skull

so often i see into a cute lil window and i miss living in an aartment i miss having roommates i miss living in milwaukee i miss smoking weed i miss having a formulaic goal in finishing school i miss my friends that no longer live here i desperately miss how it used to be

proud to be introducing FuckBurgerCrabShack’s new wacky quirked up mascot.the Glurkle

things ive been saying to myself lead climbing and thinking ab how i feel ab her

do not fall do not fall do not fall do not fall do not fall do not fall do not fall

why did I name this account FuckBurgerCrabShack genuinely what was going through my head

at work thinking about playing for honor got me moaning and creamy

this is so strange and sometimes confusing time limit relationship but i fuck with it. if she’s the one we’ll find our way back to each other and if not, shit it was a lot of fun while it lasted

heres a thirst trap because yk what im a bad bitch. fuck you

the goal of this account is to have no drafts just bang its in my brain its being posted. that being said there are some drafts in here that may never see the light of day

giving myself a nic addiction for fun at 25 years old because i love being a Real Fucking Idiot

cut the brakes on my chud son’s car 😂😂 that sucker is goin straight off the bridge in his 97 Ford Whatever on his drive to work lmao

still hate my son #hatemyson

Joseph Robinette Obama Rodham Biden-Harris 2028. Im voting for the Great Emalgamation

bushwacking sounds like that when it means not that

i go banzo on her bean till that chick peas

Lonely Porch Cigarette cure me

when i say you can scrwtch me hard as you want i mean like this dig those nails in girl you can leave me lookin like i was hittin the dougie in an Iron Maiden #true

its hard having a sensitive tip but there’s pros as well. egg half full or whatever

the devil’s concoct

my fucking bank account i wanna blow my shit smoove off

activating my white wolves @fitzsi.bsky.social

can my buddy come too? he’s chill. yeah the one we call the Asexual Pervert. that one

the piece of glass lodged in my thumb has started whispering to me like the green goblin mask

freaky ass motherfucker just waitin to be licked i hate this freak

gettint absolutely furious fuming seething mad thinking about my gigachud worthless son at work i hate him so fucking much

rly want to get my oral frenulum removed

@elon musk hey fuckass pay off my credit card debt or i am bombing the pentagon again