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🌐 [Dial-up noises.wav] Sweaty artist indie game dev (Posts may contain occasional ® gore, nudity )

Resident evil game where instead of a travelling merchant there's a medic who you have to pay to repair your rapidly degrading body piece by piece. Leon's knees require as much regular upkeep as his knife/hatchet/whatever

Finally playing RE9 so here are some things I "love" about the game and I am so late to the fun react discourse I'm sure nobody will care. That's ok b/c sometimes I just fuss on the internet and you can go "oh this guy's bad at games" or whatever and move on

I have spent over a year drawing #pokemon in order of their speed tier and have finally drawn all 1340 of them just in time for the World Champions! It was a lot of work and really happy to have actually done such a big project~

so I guess I just forget to use this site very much if I don't have the app and have to do third party access. If I'm being honest that might be better for my health tho

iff'n I dissappear from this here bluesky it'll prolly be because I don't feel like playing with the ol' age verification. Heads up for the like... 3 of you who watch me here but don't have my regular chats

Finally picked up a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 last week and it's been really vindicating to play. Somehow Kid Me really thought I was just that bad at video games and as the years went on I forgot the consolation of my good friend that the controls are in fact just slippery and janked.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Masters of the Universe was sorta good stupid fun. Like 50/50 on the jokes and very self conscious but not a bad time. It did tell you things about the protagonist a bunch and then never gave him the opportunity to use those qualities in a meaningful way though. That's annoying. Soundtrack 10/10