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Oh, FFS! Does this fool believe any non-MAGAt finds his man-titty chest-thumping more than a joke at our own country's expense? (Tho Bezos Maps will capitulate, natch.) America: A temper tantrum moving from one idiot topic to the next, as the needs of the many blow like tumbleweeds into oblivion.

Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud

President Donald Trump said he's making the change because β€œCanada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”

washingtonpost.com

This is kinda comical, pure satire ... is what I thought when I first saw a similar headline on a Canadian site. Someone posting a joke. Only to find that no, this is truly our PRESIDENT. I am horribly embarrassed, Canadian friends. Being American anymore just feels stupider and fucking stupider.

Trump says U.S. could rename Lake Ontario as Lake America amid Canada trade war

The president cited his tariff fight in a social media post, saying the United States doesn’t expect to be β€œdoing much business with Ontario any longer.”

washingtonpost.com

This headline alone should be comical. Satire, even. I mean, that's what I thought when I first saw it on a separate Canadian site. Someone posting a really obvious joke. Only to find ... that instead, this is truly our PRESIDENT? Being an American anymore just feels stupider and fucking stupider.

Trump says U.S. could rename Lake Ontario as Lake America amid Canada trade war

The president cited his tariff fight in a social media post, saying the United States doesn’t expect to be β€œdoing much business with Ontario any longer.”

washingtonpost.com

The U.S. is again demanding that the allies we don't support must fully support us. And on he goes, our brainless baby bully, shaking his widdle fists at everyone. How many countries will buckle this time? I'm about as sick of them not standing up to us as I am of us making them question having to.

US threatens severe sanctions against countries with economic ties to Iran

Washington launches campaign to isolate Tehran but it is unclear whether it will apply measures to China

theguardian.com

As a son of Texas myself, I just gotta say damn. Damn, damn, damn. The groove, man. The Groove Man. That groove. "I Heard It on the X" (www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_P...), a lightning bolt of Lone Star State shuffle, straight out of my childhood. And really all you need to know. Maybe about anything.

ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies aged 77

A statement on the blues-rock band's website said he died on Monday in hospice

bbc.com

First of all, yeah, right. Second, if your remaining MAGA base buys this as a viable tactic to accomplish ANYTHING beyond your own continuing to fart boastful nonsense, just to be gas-bagging SOMETHING, then they're even dumber than YOU look. Dumber even than you ARE. Really, really fucking dumb.

Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory

President Trump claimed during remarks on Long Island, N.Y., on Friday that he will make the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. territory, despite the fact that Oman and Iran share jurisdiction of the waterwa…

thehill.com

Headlines like this piss me off. Cuz you DON'T know what it means, for progressives or even for the fucking man in the moon. There's no grand trend here. It's just labels and the need to keep the news cycle alive, throwing fodder into the horse race, hoping the horses don't collapse in exhaustion.

Francesca Hong lost. Here’s what it means for progressives.

The socialist candidate for governor fell short Tuesday as concerns about her electability carried the day.

vox.com

My gut's always defaulted to Reich's argument: There's no philosophical hard-left/establishment schism (& such talk is just legacy media horse-race BS). Is Reich correct we're seeking fighters vs. Schumer big-$$$ sycophants? Dunno, but we need those proverbial young bucks like we never have before.

The real meaning of Abdul El-Sayed’s victory in Michigan | Robert Reich

We’re seeing America wake up to the tyranny that’s engulfed us

theguardian.com

No professional writes a headline like this. And yet. This comes as OFFICIAL new correspondence from the White House. THE WHITE HOUSE. Our entire government operation is beset by bullying toddlers in soiled diapers who, instead of knowing how to clean themselves, smear shit all over our country.

Radical Lunatics Deface America’s Reflecting Pool β€” and President Trump Was Right (Again)

Crazed and deranged lunatics have once again exposed their hatred for America with a cowardly, deliberate attack on one of our nation’s most iconic

whitehouse.gov