🌱Elaine Lithgow - New Workers Union Era🌱

@elainelithgow.bsky.social

Scottish TTRPG Producer at Rowan Rook & Decard. Usurper to the throne of Spire and Heart. Designer, Writer, and RRD Workers Union Rep. She/her 🏳️‍🌈 We're all just telling each other stories as the light goes out. https://linktr.ee/elainelithgow

GM: “Were playing in the Warhammer 40k universe…” Player: “So… no Orc girlfriend?” GM: “Oh no, you have one now, but it’s spelled ‘Ork’“ Player: “Huh?” GM: “Oh, and she’s currently welding a machine gun to your arm cause, ‘My precious pink ‘umie needs more Dakka!’” Player: “…” GM: “Waaagh! 😘”

Foucault's Pudendum@kaitave.bsky.social · yesterday

Bluesky posters: (cautiously) r/rpg...bad? audience: (approving chuckle) Bluesky posters: (gauging reaction) orc girlfriends...good? audience: (one lady yells) one poster grabbing the mic: r/rpg sucks because they won't let you have an orc girlfriend audience: (raucous, terrifying applause)


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Can I Have an Orc Girlfriend in My Brother’s RPG Campaign?
Table Troubles

My brother is running an RPG campaign, and he gave me a small spoiler that, at some point, the party is going to have to travel through an orc kingdom.

I wanted to ask if it would be allowed for me to have an orc girlfriend during the campaign. Is that something normal to do, or would it be kind of wrong?

As I explained in the title, my brother is the game master. I was invited to play, but I’ve never played an RPG before.

Honestly, I don’t even really know how this stuff works. Is it RPG, RP... something like that?

I always thought this was nerdy stuff, but I decided to give it a try because my brother is doing it and it seems fun.

I don’t want to interfere with the campaign or force my brother to change the story he planned.

I just thought it would be really funny to try to get a girlfriend during the adventure, especially if she’s a muscular orc warrior.

To be completely honest, I’ve always had a thing for muscular orc women. I can’t really explain it, I just think they’re fucking attractive.

I've always liked muscular and dominant women, both in fiction and in real life, and he's always known about it and teased me about my taste, but it's just that typical sibling teasing.

So I wanted to ask people who know more about RPGs, is this something that can normally happen in a campaign?

Does the game master simply decide whether characters like that exist, or does it depend on the rules of the system? And would it be weird for me to start my very first RPG already wanting an orc girlfriend?

I don’t want to turn my brother’s campaign into some kind of romantic fanfic or keep forcing this kind of thing. I just thought it would be a funny interaction to try during the adventure.

I'm being serious, okay? I'm not making fun of your tastes or anything. I'm genuinely asking here. So, I don't know, would this be something really weird to want in an …

IMO some of the most interesting decisions in prerecorded APs are about how the editor treats above table conversation — what's preserved vs what's cut. It tells you so much about the intended audience and purpose of an AP. Is it entertainment? Educational? Profile boosting? It's all in the edit.

Minærva McJanda (she/her, zie/zir)@minahoneybat.bsky.social · yesterday

Been listening to this Salvage Union campaign while travelling and having a great time. As a designer I’m a sucker for APs that keep table talk about the system and its friction points in the audio, and this show *also* has fun plots, good characters, and compelling media recs. Give it a try!

Some folk shitpost on socials believing it‘s a path to fame and fortune. Me? I do it for the love of the game bby! Oh? You followed thinking I’d post nowt but insightful game dev discussions? FOOLS! You’ll take my weird caterpillar posts and you’ll LIKE THEM! Lookit! Lookit it’s little hands go!

Jason Cordova@jasoncordova.bsky.social · 2d ago

People vastly overestimate how important social media is in the TTRPG industry. Twitter (and now Bluesky) are essentially worthless when it comes to marketing, and the inverse is true, too: a bunch of people angry at you on social media means quite literally nothing in terms of your business.

Had a brief chat with Chase about the new RRD workers union this morning. (My co-rep Alex is sick, so just me for now.) Expect to hear more soon! But this gives some nice context to our reasonings and the process of reaching voluntary recognition. TLDR: Work with cool people, get cool prizes!

Rascal News@rascal.news · 3d ago

Rowan, Rook and Decard workers unionize with IWGB Games Worker Union www.rascal.news/rowan-rook-a...

A wolfish humanoid wearing a headdress of scrap metal preaches to a gathered crowd. One hand is raised, while the other holds an open book.

It will surprise absolutely nobody who has spoke to me in the last -checks notes- 10 years, I'm delighted do announce that I'm one of the elected representatives of the newly founded RRD workers union! 🌱

IWGB Game Workers Union@gameworkers.co.uk · 3d ago

Workers at Rowan, Rook and Decard have secured the first union recognition agreement in the UK table top games industry! 🙌 iwgb.org.uk/en/post/tabl... Work in the UK games industry? Join our union today!

Graphic showing Voidheart Symphony, a table top game produced by Rowan, Rook and Decard and a caption "Union Recognition! Workers at Rowan, Rook and Decard secure the first tabletop games union recognition agreement in the UK."

Fluffy and crunchy? Meaningless gibberish based on a clunky metaphor that fundamentally fails to communicate rules complexity to a layperson. Bouba and kiki? Elegant, refined, no metaphor required. Implies you care about psychology, linguistics, and are great fun at parties.

Mx. Tiffany Leigh@tiffanyleigh.bsky.social · 4d ago

Why is "crunchy" the universally agreed-upon (and overused) descriptor for a more complex or deeper board game? Chewy, tangy, even spicy all seem more apt.

Seeking referral to an ADHD specialist: “It sounds to me like you’re just a bit ditzy.” Seeking help with chronic blackout migraines: “So… why cant you work?” And the repeat classic: “Is there any chance you could be pregnant?” “No. I’m intersex AND in a lesbian relationship…” “…Are you sure?”

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · last wk.

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"