Tate 🦕

@thetate.bsky.social

32 He/Him. CO-NC (Durham). Analytical Biochemist. Colorado Sports (and Canes Hockey). Paleontology enthusiast. 🇵🇸 This is not a professional account

1. Say you're reliquishing play calling 2. Have your replacement call plays against 4 of the top NFL teams 3. Take over right afterwards when the team is about to play the winless Chargers Incredible move to set yourself up as the offensive mastermind

I meal prepped some like Korean chicken stew for lunches this week and I added too much dried pepper to it and it's so spicy I'm crying at my desk covered in snot but it tastes so good