Rori 🦇
@sweetrori.bsky.social
Artist, smut writer, and the sweetest brat you’ll ever meet💋 Polyam, bi/pan, mostly subby, witchy weirdo. Lover of shenanigans. Elder millennial. Completely in love with my partners🐯🐺 Let’s be friends! MDNI Tip: $SweetRori or throne.com/sweetrori
I have loved you for a thousand years. I’ll love you for a thousand more.
I exist to feel lips linger against my imperfect skin, unhurried and possessive and tingling with the words already written on my heart.
The only data center I support is the library. (Handmade with real snake shed from my new baby, Archimedes the ball python.)
Sometimes you just have to have a sad girl cry in the Michael’s parking lot. Happy Pride, everyone.
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Listen, I dunno why I find knives so hot. It is mildly alarming but here we are.
a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water .
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Listen, I don’t get on here often anymore but let me just say… cuddly himbos and puppy boys are where my head is at recently, and I will not apologize.
I’ve never read a romance that is too dark. Like, I’ve had instances of “meh, that is def not my kink” or thinking the author spent too much time on the trauma for shock factor. But in general, the darker the better 🤷♀️ (darkest I’ve read is probably stuff from Liv Zander? And she’s one of my faves)
Oh a bunch of warehouses burned down this weekend? Well what were they wearing?
Shoutout to Artemis II crew who dealt with a call from Trump in the best way possible. Chef’s kiss, no notes.
In the past week, I somehow have snapped underwires in TWO of my bras … wtf Godzilla boobies 😂 Help me replace them? throne.com/sweetrori (or just send me a treat to make me smile? It’s been a rough week…) Yes, this bra was a casualty 😭
Imma repost this pic today because it makes me feel like a 70s goddess ready to start a love cult.
Boomer Costco shoppers have no chill. Like… Calm down, lady, I’m not gonna take all of the strawberries from this MASSIVE pile. You can get some in one second when I move outta the way.
Let’s have a romantic date night where you recline back and enjoy me on my knees, showing you exactly what this mouth do. If you aren’t panting by the end, I haven’t done my job.
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Brown thrashers at my bird feeder always look like you picked the wroooooong MFer to mess with
This booty is specifically for members of antifa. Bonus points for anyone can tell me where to go to get my paycheck for participating in protests 😂 The absurdity of this world hurts my tiny female brain.
This booty is specifically for members of antifa. Bonus points for anyone can tell me where to go to get my paycheck for participating in protests 😂 The absurdity of this world hurts my tiny female brain.
Own a house, they said. It will be fun, they said. (Covered in wd40 on a Saturday night. 😑)
No Kings tomorrow. If you’re protesting, be safe out there. Love you all. (Except TERFS, MAGA dipshits, and ICE boot lickers. I do not love y’all. Go away.)
I want to tell y’all a story. The dude I’m talking about went on to SA me. This isn’t a story about that, but I wanted to give you that TW since what he goes on to do is part of the context even if I don’t describe it. This year marks 20 years since the best and worst relationship of my life …
Quick 3 card pull for Aries season. 🫶 if you see this, it means it is for you. The 9 of pentacles points to external success. You are almost there, right where you want to be in life! But the 9 of swords points to internal struggle. Maybe you feel like you aren’t good enough or will never win …
Imma repost this pic today because it makes me feel like a 70s goddess ready to start a love cult.