Kyre Adept, PhD

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Wildly liberal architect, writer, energy healer, knitter, chef, and chocolatier; Urbana IL + central France; find my books and charts at drkyre.gumroad.com and https://www.etsy.com/shop/Dragonometry I block all MAGA, Crypto, OnlyFans, DMs.

In my linguistics class, they told us that English is 40% German, 40% French, 10% Latin and Greek, 10% Scandinavian (from the Vikings, you know), and 10% use words borrowed from other languages due to colonization (eg, curry, bungalow). Yes, that adds up to 110% — which is the point.

Thea O'Ryan Files@theaoryanfiles.bsky.social · 4d ago

And then they throw in some Celtic languages and yoink bits of languages from around the world along the way. The result: a language where there are usually about 10 different ways to say something, but when it comes to writing, you sit at your desk for 20 minutes trying to think of one 🤣 #amwriting

It’s 30. July, which makes it Cheesecake Day (in the US, at least). I couldn’t find a drawing specifically focused on cheesecake; however, I’m sure you’ll get the idea.

Text says, 
It’s wonderful to spend the holidays surrounded by loved ones.
Picture is a happy hippo and an array of cake, custard, pies, and half-eaten chocolate bars.

When I looked at today’s celebrations, my brain refused to engage. Of course, once I stopped fretting, the following celebratory image came up. Sandra Boynton, what would we do without you?

A drawing of a hippo with bright red lipstick in an oval frame. 
Banner underneath reads Lipstick Day.

Today, 27. July is National Bagpipe Day AND National Scotch Day, so here is a little treat from Sandra Boynton. [My Scottish stepmother says it’s sacrilege to chill or dilute good Scotch whiskey, but apparently Americans disagree.] t’s also New Jersey Day, where I happened to arrive yesterday.

Scottish bagpiper standing on a pile of rocks
Text says, A little Scotch on the rock

Today is my mother’s birthday — 25. July, 1933 — and she would have been 93 if she hadn’t died of cancer at age 45. As Sandra Boynton illustrates, there are many other things to celebrate today:

July 25th is 
Merry-go-round Day (three hippos on a merry-go-round)
Hot Fudge Sundae Day (hippo smiling at a huge sundae)
Wine and Cheese Day (chicken enjoying red wine and cheese)

#knitsky AT LAST, I have succeeded in making heels on the dean+been sock machine… not perfectly, and with some screaming in frustration, but there you are. I don’t have the time or focus to do the toes yet, but at least there is a pair of socks in my knitting bag, ready to drive to NJ tomorrow.

It’s 24. July — again — and therefore Talk in an Elevator Day. There are no elevators near me, but I’m with you in spirit. I DO talk to strangers in restaurants, shops, trains, airplanes, on social media...

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