ThatOneFoxGuy

@goonerfox932.bsky.social

“I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too.”

As a kid I could never wrap my head around the idea of Noah’s Ark. Not the ‘two animals of every species on one boat’ thing, or ‘8 family members repopulate the earth’. It was how a loving God could drown everyone. Now? Any minor inconvenience has me wanting to call down another flood. 😂

Boss is out this week on vacation so you know what that means! ….it means we get a flood of texts and images of his family on vacation to the world chat at all hours of the day/night that we ‘totally do not need to respond to” but you do because if not the team player talk will be coming soon.

Dude at the dispensary wouldn’t stop recommending this strain to me until I finally bought it. He told me he “had a spiritual experience” on it last night and was earnestly trying to share it with me. If I had to guess, his spiritual experience also included his penis.

Coworker is talking about Canada with a patient. Pt: “Wow. Canada also has an independence from England? I guess I never realized England was that bad. Does Canada have the same seasons as we do? Isn’t it cold all the time up there???” We are 4hrs from the Canadian Border.