5 things I did this week. 1 drove through the Arkansas snowstorm. 2 ate at whataburger. 3 forgot to set my alarm clock. 4 crossed the border to Mexico. 5 bought avocados. Am I fired?

I’m tired of the orange mushroom man and his annoying sidekick.

Leaving Cancun today and heading back to Canada. Noooooooooooooooooo. I don’t wanna!!!!

So instead of Tweeting are we BS’ing?

Well shoot. Can’t be worse than the place that won’t be named.