kat cosgrove

@kat.lol

village sorcerer @villagesql.com kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis she/they

@signal.org please roll back the update that changes the position of the flip camera button. I keep getting jump scared by my own face at the most unflattering angle imaginable when trying to send friends something from my camera roll

A cool thing about being an expert in a piece of technology is every once in a while, it'll fuck up in a way so bizarre you wonder if you ever knew anything at all. I think it does this to keep us humble

Shout-out to my doctor for putting in my chart that I "handled the procedure well," after having an abscess drained, when in reality just injecting the lidocaine made me scream. Future doctors will think I'm cool, which is of course important and normal to want

you can't convince me that these freedom fuel gas stations weren't directly inspired by these people getting absolutely ripped on their drugs of choice and watching "the gang solves the gas crisis" from it's always sunny in philadelphia

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

Y'all I know this isn't very woke of me or whatever, but a stranger wolf whistled at me at a gas station and ngl it was kind of flattering. Didn't engage, just whistled and kept it moving

Man, @github.com sure does make it actively difficult to disallow Copilot reviews, both automatic and summoned by a user. Also not a fan of rolling out Copilot-related functionality and automatically opting you in. Thanks for creating work for us! Love that. Maintainers need more stuff to do.

People of EMFCamp: I'm sorry, I won't be there. I had planned to go, but I have a catastrophically ancient cat who now requires subcutaneous fluids every other day, so I am trying to only leave her for work-related events.

I need more restaurants to be willing to sell you a bowl of pot likker like Mary Mac's does. Sometimes I just want to drink hot collard juice with some cornbread