I was going to write something flowery and post a bunch of photos but I just don't fucking have it in me. I had to put Espresso to sleep. She was just a couple weeks shy of her 23rd birthday and she was perfect. I am not ok and am taking some time for myself. If you need something, no you don't.

If you're a Kubecon sponsor and you send me a cold "saw you're speaking!" email with a pitch and an ask to come check out your product at your booth, btw I rat you out to the Sponsors and Speakers helpdesks every time. Fuckin quit doing that, sponsor comms are opt-in and you know it

The problem for cybersecurity enjoyers is that there hasn’t been enough incidents to achieve the regularity and excitement of say, watching sports. Finally, with AI we have solved this

If your response to this vulnerability is "just don't use PHP lol" I have to assume that you know zero about web development and the web outside of a modern bespoke, FAANG, React/Angular, static site generator type of way and you should probably sit this one out 'cause you look a little dumb

I do not like Chainguard. You cannot get me to say a single positive thing about them as a company. Leaking a critical vulnerability in violation of an embargo is outrageous behavior even for them and they absolutely know better.

Maybe nepotism is fine in the case of David Cronenberg's kids. Caitlin and Brandon are both weird little freaks making weird little freak art of their own and it's all good

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you package/distribute/maintain root stores or chain verifiers, act immediately. If you know how to remove trust in a root, consider doing it now. Otherwise, prepare to update systems as patches/mitigations come. Go users, update to Go 1.27.3 or Go 1.26.10.

Amazon is getting in on the fight with people who call themselves cinephiles

Nobody in cinema calls a woman a bitch as effectively as Robert Englund playing Freddy Krueger "Welcome to primetime, bitch!" I couldn't even be mad. Might honestly be honored

Is Alabama aware that they're supposed to be playing football today

I do in fact wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top, down in the Tennessee hills

Lol half a mooch

I've finished the new East of Eden and decided that I'm going to judge people morally based on whether or not they're pissed off about the changes to Cathy

Sometimes complaining to GitHub works! Org owners can now prevent even users with their own Copilot license from summoning it in your repos. Thanks @cassidoo.co for putting me in touch with someone! github.blog/changelog/20...

Copilot code review: New organization billing options and controls - GitHub Changelog

This release adds new billing and license controls for Copilot code review admins: Billing: Organization owners can bill Copilot code reviews from members with a Copilot license to the organization’s…

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Y'all ngl I didn't know character.ai was a real company with investors and employees. I thought it was one guy's low-effort side project to filch money off people who are too weak of mind to just read Ao3 like the rest of us

my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center

The difference in reactions to the cancellation of Grace Hopper Conference from men who want to appear to be allies vs women with experience who have attended it is hilarious

check out this neat glass

WELCOME aboard the PLANE TRAIN! This train is departing.

so things are going Normal on fox i guess me too btw, man of the people

Normally I like freaking myself out by reading NTSB reports on planes, but today on the way to Prague I'm reading Biological War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen

One, two, Freddy's coming for you Three, four, better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix Seven, eight, gonna stay up late Nine, ten, never sleep again

There is a sandwich shop in town that I want to try but never do because their entire menu is weed puns so I can't tell if the sandwich is gonna get me high and I don't want to seem like a prude for asking

It's October 3rd

My vet is having a halloween costume contest for pets. Time to make these cats work for a living

I was harassed and assaulted by two of your industry faves at work. Both are still successful and well-liked. One happened in a room full of people; nobody stopped him or helped me. The other threatened victims into silence. You might not be one of the 7, but you're at least friends with the 57.

in case you were wondering what the youths are up to on tiktok these days, they're shipping hellen keller x bob the builder. just got an edit to dirty little secret by all-american rejects

Somebody please get airport security to the ORD T5 sky club. They put sugar in their cornbread

Taking work meetings from a Sky Club like

oh my god I smell a clove. the [goth] dream of the 90s is alive at cold waves chicago