Dudes who follow zero people are so damn cool. Meanwhile my clown ass is following DOZENS like a loser. Jeez, get it together. TAP INTO YOUR INNER WOLF, ALAN
🎵 to the tune of A Day in the Life: I told my mom the youtube guy Whose health advice she likes to watch sometimes Is made entirely of AI She said she’s well aware But he’s still quite nice I’d like to buuuuuuuurn theeeeeeee woooooooorld
This better not awaken anything in me. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Captain Disillusion’ YouTube Star Alan Melikdjanian Sets First-Look Deal With Streamer Nebula; Scripted Sci-FI Series in the Works (EXCLUSIVE)
YouTube star Alan Melikdjanian, the creator behind the popular channel "Captain Disillusion," has set a first-look deal with Nebula
variety.com
Due to a quirk of how some IMDb credit attributes work, this has been listed as my AKA name (for years, I guess).
Mug left on car roof Tumbled down on the main road Now must buy new mug
Woke up to a big power outage. I have a feeling this’ll be a really great year.
This 25-min slow-talkin' mess needs to be tightened up, word by word, down to like 21 mins.
I'm going to reset the stupid lights, reapply the stupid makeup, and shoot the stupid missing 5 seconds, matching it as best I can, tomorrow 😔
Oh, that sucks! How are you going to work around it? Re-shoot? Editing trickery? Trash the whole thing and start over as a monk in the Himalayas?
For like the 50th time in my career, I missed filming an important line in a scene that I wrote the script for, used software to meticulously shot-plan, and was shooting on my own with no distractions while closely following a live-updating schedule.
I guess I just don't know how to write this video. It's comin' out terrible. Writing is the worst.
We laughed at their misadventures, but in the reality, Goofy would probably have been deemed unfit to maintain legal custody of Max.
Sometimes there’s just randomly a Soviet police car on a street.
“Dragon’s Den” makes sense. Dragons hoard treasure. You’re a hero coming in trying to get it; might succeed or might get killed. “Shark Tank” has nothing to do with anything. No one goes to a shark tank. Sharks in a tank can’t get me and I don’t need anything from them.