Alan Melikdjanian

@amelik.bsky.social

~100% human

🎵 to the tune of A Day in the Life: I told my mom the youtube guy Whose health advice she likes to watch sometimes Is made entirely of AI She said she’s well aware But he’s still quite nice I’d like to buuuuuuuurn theeeeeeee woooooooorld

For like the 50th time in my career, I missed filming an important line in a scene that I wrote the script for, used software to meticulously shot-plan, and was shooting on my own with no distractions while closely following a live-updating schedule.

“Dragon’s Den” makes sense. Dragons hoard treasure. You’re a hero coming in trying to get it; might succeed or might get killed. “Shark Tank” has nothing to do with anything. No one goes to a shark tank. Sharks in a tank can’t get me and I don’t need anything from them.