Do I cancel my Cheetah membership and join CrossFit? Feels dumb. Also feels like a fun adventure.
Y’all, no matter what, even if you have to claw your way to the voting booth and literally fight a Republican to get there, you better get there. Don’t try to vote by mail. Don’t risk not voting. We HAVE TO GET THESE PEDOPHILE-PROTECTING PIECE OF SHIT MAGGOTS OUT. That applies to AIPAC Dems too.
Did you know you can bulk without telling people? In fact, the more you talk about bulking, the less effective it is.
It was bad enough that Google Maps dropped Gemini in CarPlay, but then I saw they changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America and I was done. Delete.
Seriously, this puppet episode of Strange New Worlds is hysterical.
God cannot exist. Why take Dolly when you could have saved us from Don?
Imagine landing at ORD not knowing it’s the Air and Water show. All you see is a fighter jet fly by the City of Chicago and you think Iran is attacking us.
I farted on a Teams call. It was louder than I expected. I was not on mute. Someone asked “what was that noise?”. I shall be dying now.
The thing about me is that I want you to add me to the group chat just so I can complain about all the messages.
As a Charles Xavier disciple, I fully believe in the power of the mind and sometimes I find myself taken aback by how powerful a perspective shift is.
I’m on work travel and ICE is in the room adjacent to mine. I am disgusted.
For those who are unaware, it’s really effing expensive to be GF. These are all various ingredients needed for GF baking.
AI is just a GLP-1 for big business. An under-researched tool that’s taken advantage of too widely to cut the fat.
Whatever happened to acid rain? The weather never talks about it anymore.
I imagine The Devil is forcing Mitch and Lindsey to watch every movie in the Eating Out franchise right now. On repeat. For eternity.
The sudden illness was poppers and viagra.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo agoSen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’
If you spray a bug with bug repellent does it have an existential crisis?
