Here's an idea, Brainworm, how about the USDA, the FDA and the HHS just provide us with the short list of what food we CAN buy now without fear of diarrhea or death? Not just incompetence, it is willful, purposeful negligence.
The USDA has announced a recall of 1,513 pounds of pork contaminated with listeria, warning there is a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" if consumed.