Dear angry mobs in coastal towns: if you really want to target the people on boats who are ruining Britain, here is a live tracker of the world's 100 largest superyachts. www.marinevesseltraffic.com/2013/07/mega... Next time one of those purple dots pulls into a dock near you, you know what to do.

What if we just say no?

So fucked off with large organisations. The almost obligatory 20 minute wait before they answer, the ‘that’s our policy’ back out clause regardless of how one sided it is (a big hello to Admiral Insurance here) and the gall to demand a cancellation fee which they waive immediately on protest.

Banning The S*n is a start. Now have a look at the Home Secretary.

Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were.

Our mate Chris. Chris plays in our Man v Fat league and has shed an awful lot of weight. In January he lost his uncle to Parkinson’s and dementia so when it came to today’s Run Norwich he decided to do something a bit different.

The most enjoyable 10k I’ve ever done.

Me and my mate beat MU last night. Thank you.

Daily Liverpool have asked me to do a ten minute solo pod after each game. Will try to incorporate more Jack the Ripper content each week. open.spotify.com/episode/49rd...

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Oldham fan gets on the bus before . Can you tell me where I get off for Tranmere Rovers ? Yep sure . Anyway he then churns out the lame jokes about hub caps and smackheads . So I told him to stay on till he comes to a big pub called The Swan . Hope he enjoyed his 20 minute walk up the big hill .

I think it’s alright to say that Gakpo has been good this season and poor last season as long as you’re not screaming at him. There are no absolutes, only form.

It doesn’t matter about the money or regulations. He legitimises their racism. They’ll only love him more. You can’t rationalise with twats.

I’m writing Mike Chubb again.

It’s all shite, ultimately.

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The Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Maybe this can be fixed in January? I don’t know, but next summer already looks tricky. "The whole thing speaks of a lack of planning. A lack of organisation. That’s deeply concerning. "A poor transfer window can so easily bleed into another one." ✍️ @thecenci.bsky.social's column...

In which @knoxharrington.bsky.social moves Szob to right back and then a nice flat in Ancoats. I don’t mind it.

The Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · last wk.

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Lots of people seeing good things in Liverpool today. I’m afraid I didn’t. Worries me, that.

We did, but we’re selling one too so that’s all good.

TheCenci@thecenci.bsky.social · 2w ago

Liverpool didn’t make a signing today.

The full backs just aren’t full backs. I’m not entirely sure what they are.

Mosaic day

But would you wander over and say ‘I must give these strangers a breakdown of my family’s earnings’?

Steve Harris@stevieh.bsky.social · last wk.

Harsh. Josh and Toby were so wrapped up in beltway policy bullshit they needed to hear what Matt had to say to bring them back down to earth. Taught them a lesson about focusing on what's important. Plus they deserved their pint interrupting for the previous two days of dickheadery.

You know that episode in the West Wing where Josh and Toby come across Matt Kelly in a bar and he’s on about put his kid through college but wishes ‘it was a little bit easier’? Fuck him. Let them have a pint and stop discussing your family income. Prick. Always annoyed me.

The only winning move is not to play.

Liverpool didn’t make a signing today.

Well, they’re certainly that

You can ‘buy’ players? Weird.

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨 Aston Villa strike agreement with Chelsea to sign Nicolas Jackson. Deal for 25yo striker worth £47.5m + £17.5m add-ons for maximum package £65m. Personal terms in process of being finalised ahead of Senegal int’l moving from #CFC to #AVFC @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...

Monitoring this.

Gerry@atw1062.bsky.social · 2w ago

Got some leftover Scouse in the pan Might make Scouse butties 😳

Just monitoring some crisps. #monitoring

Just monitoring doing the dishes.

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan