Kaye ππΆ | π 2026-12-14
@toydrgn.bsky.social
30+ | π adults only pls π minors dni π | π¨ by me @kaye@cathode.church @toydrgn@rubber.social pronouns: they/their, he/his #nobridge #nobot
I have an old denim jacket, which was never expensive or high-quality to begin with, but which has somehow lasted over a decade and a half now. The sleeves are fraying and I've had to dye it twice, but the jacket itself is still intact. Quite the achievement.
Compressed my friend Manza into a neat 103 kb using technical digital art skills :3c I am very nice to my machines (analysis included)
I was able to recover some REALLY old (~ 2011) IRC log from a dinged-up USB stick. Those filenames do not inspire much confidence :v Something for the corruption enthusiasts I guess
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In stories you sometimes see the concept of a "pet store," but for "pets" in the BDSM sense - i. e. you go there to pick up a sub Today I'm asking you to instead adopt from a "pet shelter," but also in the BDSM sense
PSA for Firefox users: The new UX design is being rolled out, to get rid of it you can go to about:config and set browser.nova.enabled to false
I would like to thank Magic set Reality Fracture for introducing the word "puppetbeast"
Visiting a flea market today. It's a national holiday and there's nothing to do, so might as well. Didn't buy anything, but I did see a guy there selling loose RAM out of a briefcase. That was, admittedly, very cyberpunk.
Dear Android apps, I wish to receive push notifications under the following circumstances: * Local emergency * Martial law declared * Volcano If your app deals with anything less urgent than this, you are not getting notification privileges, no matter how often you ask for them.
Given that it is Locktober, allow me to express appreciation for the very specific combination of "locked-up critter wears a strap-on for date night"
Utilikin visor displaying a jack oβ lantern grin is this anything.
I've made a "FluxFur" account though I don't plan to be active there unless Discord goes under, DM me if you want to establish contact there just in case
Aw hell nah they put Private Limpid Amber in the hit 2002 MMORPG by Gravity Interactive At least it's tanking
Out of all the weird and not-very-functional experiments on the FuturNull account, I think that "Sniglets for our Times" has actually become one of my favourites over time. It does the "starts out normal and then goes far afield" thing in an unusual medium futur-null.itch.io/sniglets-for...
Sniglets for the new Millenium by futur_null
Alonging, parsinomady, and orthogony are discussed in this long-lost narrative design talk from 1999
futur-null.itch.io
Recently, someone has commented on one of my more specific writing quirks, which is that I tend to add "yes yes" to the end of especially affirmative statements. I was curious, and it seems I've done it in ~20 Bsky posts, 200+ times on my three most active Discord servers, and in at least two games.
I would never recommend that anyone should read or even skim Atlas Shrugged, but some of the descriptions are so goddamn funny. "Her voice sounded like a rain of mayonnaise" Ayn what the hell does that *mean*
I miss when the flavour text on Magic: The Gathering cards would just suddenly get incredibly real
Lil utilikin update! I'm still not 1000% happy with the icons, and they're still not fully consistent, but this is better.
Please pardon the dust while I do some much-needed updates to the website. For now, I've cleaned up some of the language and added some new teaser content to snowcean.net/projects/uti...
today's hypnotist taxonomy tag yr location (I'm neutral on tool/pet,slight dip into silly but not too far)
Watching a Lindsay Ellis video for the first time in many years, and to be honest my first impression is "finally we have a bourgeois video essayist"
[thoughtfully stroking my chin] This is an interesting piece of erotica, but which group chats is it appropriate for?
"Oh, that's a great name for that character. I just thought of it while falling asleep, so I don't really want to get up and write it down. Surely I will remember it in the morning." -- Me, the world's greatest fool