Bye everyone it's been real real fucking painful
Mika Blueshift 🏳️⚧️
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She/her, just a gay little fox being Cringe and Unhinged~ A gay bitch with a gay pawdcast~! 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 FUCK AI IF YOU FOLLOW AI SHIT AND INTERACT WITH ME YOU GET BLOCKED
I know I'm a tough bitch and I can take a fucking beating, but sometimes a girl just wants a gentle place to rest her head with someone kind.
It's funny how serious people take being in ROTC. It's like fam, you joined a club that's the same as the LARP club on a college campus. The difference is one believes in power fantasies, adherence to dogma, and fancy outfits, the other pretends to be wizards.
Who the fuck out there is begging for MORE Jared Leto?
I will not let my joy be quashed by those with none. #pridemonth
The thing that sucks the most about being love bombed is that you get all this interaction, texts, calls, likes and follows on all your bullshit, then... Fucking nothing. It's like falling for a ghost, and being left with the strange feeling that something that was once there is now just. Missing.
I find myself single, and for the first time in my life, I think I'm just like, done with dating. The dating pool is a mess, it's like there's piss in it.
Love being the person that bends over backwards for others then can't get any help when I need it.
I'ma say this: Fuck Easter, fuck Jesus, fuck you Christians for closing everything for a pagan holiday you appropriated.
I love being on a dating app, trying to meet other trans women, and I see "right wing conservative" on ones profile. Just say you're a fucking idiot and get it over with lol. "The trees thought the axe was one of them, because it's handle was made of wood", or some shit.
I'ma run for president. And I'll create the Puppygirl Corps. And every trans woman over 30 will be assigned a puppygirl. So you can have your state-mandated girlfriend, you just have to start taking estrogen. #transgenderdayofvisibility
If you talk on speaker in a hospital surgery waiting room, I hope horrible things for you.
"Crush" is the most accurate phrase. It feels like you're being DESTROYED under the weight of infatuation.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I partied so hard this weekend, made so many new friends, hung out with a lot of my close ones, and had a fucking BANGER of a party. FERN was a great fucking weekend, and props to the organizers for making it happen! I will absofuckinglutely be back next year!
First day of FERN, new Lamb of God album, a trip with friends, shit is gonna be good today!!!
So excited for FERN this weekend! It's going to be such a fun time hanging with all my friends~ Super cool there's finally a furry con in NM~
I love that if you fluster a bottom, they keysmash and you get a new password to use.
Kid Rock looks like he makes music for people who know the price of copper per pound.
Fuckin wild to me when people say they get too many matches on dating apps to respond to everyone. Like, y'all are getting matches? When you're fat, trans, and not conventionally attractive, dating doesn't just suck. It fucking hurts.
Not that anyone who ACTUALLY listened to the lyrics needs to hear it, but it's nice to know Randy Blythe of Lamb of God knows which way the wind is blowing randonesia.substack.com/p/all-the-ho...
All the horrors happening around us.
You better raise your voice now, because things are accelerating rapidly.
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If you support the ICEsatzgruppen after they just executed another person in the street, you're a lost fucking cause. Anyone still supporting this shit is fucking sick in the head and is a danger to society.
ICE is a terrorist organization, you can't change my mind.
Floofs!! We're back this week, putting out a new (albeit late) episode of the podcast, coming back to recording, and announcing a bit of a rebrand~ Lots of things happening so keep an eye out and an ear open!
Love that my checking account is allowed to charge service fees again. Fuck you for that Trump. And the billion other things.
There's only one immigrant I think is destroying our country, and it's a pissbaby named Elon from South Africa, not Juan from Honduras.
Floofs, I'ma be streaming in like 30-40, come hang with ya girl. We gonna play a game I haven't touched in like 5 years lmfao www.twitch.tv/mikablueshift
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Just a little Cringe and Unhinged furry here to play games, chat, and hopefully build a little community! Come hang out!
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Friendos, I am pleased to announce I no longer share a tattoo with a fascist. Amazing what a scalpel and some iodine will do.
You know, for a bitch with a bunch of tattoos, there's only one I regret. And it's because it's a matching tattoo with someone who now espouses the joys of fascism. Can't afford lasers, but I do have something in mind for it. Gonna cut this tattoo out of my life like shitty people without empathy.