Lali D
@laliputian.bsky.social
No third taco. Short. Glasses. Records. Maker of bad art and even worse drummer. I’m against it.
Don’t know how I feel about being targeted with an ad for a sexy cockroach costume. On one hand I could choose to be be flattered and think “Yeah you still got it, you chitinous bitch, you.” On the other, I’d also be sorely tempted to chase myself around the house, smacking myself with a flip flop.
Tobias J. Fluffer-Nutter Sailor and Gentleman Scholar 1810-1835
“Glub glurp glorpity glub.” *translation* “I’m still on the fence about this Amon Duul II record.” You and me both my little finned, friend. You and me both….
Today I was accidentally bit by my blind-in-one-eye, backyard squirrel friend, “Ice Pick Steve” when he mistook my finger for a peanut. I’m at a loss on how to turn this into a Bushwick Bill, deez nuts joke.
Curious if anyone thought to ask Dawn how she felt about being named the winner of the Fat Marmot Contest? After recently learning about California’s ‘problem’ with clever marmots stealing hiker’s shoes, I’d be cautious about pissing off a marmot. ❤️
‘Humongous’ marmot crowned winner in inaugural Fat Marmot Week contest
Dawn is champion after public voting of eight yellow-bellied marmots as they fattened up for long winter ahead
theguardian.com
I keep hearing about the “cat distribution system”. I do not own a cat. Uh oh.
Today is the seventh anniversary of my mother’s death, I honored her by going and voting 💙 in the Florida primaries.
Happy World Lizard Day. May your basking rock be warm and the worms always plentiful.
Knee deep in rainy season now which got me to thinking about crayfish/crawfish, and I was curious how many species call Florida home. There’s nearly sixty of the little nuggets, hiding across the state. One of the most striking is the bright blue Procambarus alleni or Everglades crayfish.
Pigeon Milk #1 My Little Book of Skulls Hype Post. 10 5x7” prints on cardstock of skull-related art I’ve made. Lovingly placed in a hand-stamped envelope. Probably included some freebie stickers, a personalized note, maybe some kind of writing about something. 1/2
You guys one of the night blooming cactus (Queen of the Night) bloomed and for the first time I actually managed to see it! This particular specimen may have been one of my mother’s which makes the bloom that much more special, especially because it’s coming up to the 7th anniversary of her death.
Drew this handy dandy “buy more birdseed” reminder. The glares I receive when the good stuff is gone…
Went out for lunch in preparation for tonight’s World Cup match. No bangers, no mash.
Today I learned not only have young festival attendees taken to pooping their pants rather than giving up their spots near the stage; but there’s also a GG Allin biopic being made! Just wait for the GG hologram at Coachella next year. Those front row pant-poopers won’t know what hit them!
