Swerve Gentleman ๐Ÿ”ž

@swervegentleman.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”ž 34 yrs. He/Him. NSFW alt for @SwerveStarEx. May post fetish art. The chance of actual porn is higher than I thought??? The kinks can be weird, but I am a gentleman.

So, for the non video game nerds: the top 3 hardest things to do in video games is 1. animate changing clothing 2. handing one item to another char 3. Lying under covers in bed. So from a technical perspective, this weird ass Strip Mahjong game is like writing Beethoven's 9th, but for gooning.

tctc@toastcrust.bsky.social ยท 2w ago

famitsu posted a video of what the stripping looks like in the new strip mahjong game and oh my god they're actually doing the fucking undressing without cuts

If you really want to Focus, M; You can entirely ignore your personal radio that gives you detailed hints on what to eat next... As long as you know how to operate a remote controlled nuclear missile without hurting yourself that is.

>The ice cubes in MGS 2 melt in real time. Me at age 14: Thatโ€™s amazing. Every game should do that. Me at age 20: Thatโ€™s a pretty silly waste of resources. Me at age 38 after a divorce, a tumor, and years taking care of the elderly: Lifeโ€™s short. We can have something silly, as a treat.

You don't have to like something, but don't larp as some ultimate visionary that thinks they know what makes something appealing to everyone. You're just some self-proclaimed witchfinder general.

Everyone around me is posting about the Nintendo Direct and I am just, like, feeling sorta overall crappy and have not been watching it? Woke up achey and weird and fuzzy so forgive me if I fail to realize that's what you're talking about.

I have never played Pokemon Wack and never will but I am absolutely the CEO of one of the thousands of Fakemon in that game, specifically Hunballun, and it is painful knowing zero people are aware of it. I never talk about them because there is so little to say but I love the design.

Fanart of a Fakemon from Pokemon Wack from 1 and a half years ago, depicting Hunballun, a Humanoid honey bun creature. Yes, like the baked good. They are winking and doing a peace sign with each hand. In the bottom left corner is Hunballun's sprite from the game, which seems to be blowing a huge bubble of some kind from its mouth. (Dough? Yeast? Cream?) The text in the top left says "Hunballun, Big Honey Bun Pokemon."

[ GANGUMIRO ] The Toying, Tacky Trapper Monster Hunter style huge fox creature hunts for prey by blowing and popping big sticky pink bubbles all over them to trap them. Loves to play with its food before it sinks its teeth in. Can also make bubbles with its floofy tail. Is hot, if you're into that.

A huge brown fox creature with pink highlights and a white underbelly that appears to be blowing a big pink gum bubble the size of its head. Its fluffy, curled tail is also producing numerous bubbles. A stick figure human is there for scale; it is only the size of the Gangumiro's head, or the bubble it is blowing.

I'm being the change I want to see in the world so I drew Jackalovely masturbating to being kissed by Svetlana's big red lips. First time I've drawn ALL THE WAY NSFW I think. I could probably do better but tbh I was just riding vibes and a dream for this.