@iconofdestruction.bsky.social
the cutest lifeform; occasionally mass murder machine
Yeah, and you do have one, too, and you haven't fuuuuuuuuuuucking told me either. Where does that leave us? HERE. IS. WHAT. I. THINK! Shake it for me and Iiiii might tell you.
Sᴛᴀᴄᴇʏ Sᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ@aviewtoakill.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Amazing. Anyway - you have a name; this is the part where you tell me what it is."
Someone gave me a phone once because I guess I'm a great booty caller or something.
Sᴛᴀᴄᴇʏ Sᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ@aviewtoakill.bsky.social · 2mo agoEye roll, again. A miracle they're still in her head. "You're terminally online, aren't you?" She is, too, don't be fooled by how well she holds herself together. "Be good and maybe." Translation: Yes.
sOrRy MiSs I'Ll bEtTeR mYsElF as long as I can squeeze 'em cheeks, yeah?
Sᴛᴀᴄᴇʏ Sᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ@aviewtoakill.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Anything besides huge wobblies, seriously. It's not like I was offended, that was just cringe. You're capable of better." So, so hard not to laugh right now.
wtf am i supposed to say? Wow. What a nice rump. What a cool rear. What a---
Sᴛᴀᴄᴇʏ Sᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ@aviewtoakill.bsky.social · 2mo agoCue dramatic eye roll. "Please, if you're going to say something, never let it be "huge wobblies" ever again." Not that she isn't flattered and amused.
I'm not the one with my HUGE WOBBLIES out like that.
Sᴛᴀᴄᴇʏ Sᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ@aviewtoakill.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Interesting way to introduce yourself. Just skipping names, now?"
can i go last 😵💫 i'll wash out all the losers
ً@limbofucks.bsky.social · 2mo agogroaning. she wanna get pregnant
looking to start a campaign to have the public no longer call me doomsday but big boner
I WILL DESTROY YOU YOUR FAMILY YOUR TEAM YOUR HIDEOUT YOUR ice cream? where? ??????????? tell me NOW
Ｇａｒｃｅｌｌｅ@beastinshow.bsky.social · 5mo agodon't make me find someone who is stronger than me and distract you or something actually don't talk to me aaa i'm scared there's ice cream go run along now aaa
