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Outraged by many, Musk has seized control of the US treasury dept & its highly sensitive data. Musk has installed beds @ the OPM office for his young staff to “work around the clock”. I haven’t heard about a man wanting to spend that much time with boys since Michael Jackson went to neverland ranch
Apparently the Matt Gaetz house ethics committee report is so bad that the only thing more exposing is Mike Tyson’s girdle.
It’s almost 2 weeks since the election & the transition has provided so much entertainment that the Ringling Bros have slashed ticket prices 50% as a major show of competition. They will also unveil a new act of jamming little people in a phone booth to compete with pedophiles stuffed in a cabinet.