✨Princess θΔ✨
@postmortempoodle.bsky.social
21 || She/her || It/It's || θΔ ! Blanket CW for NSFW and weird gross kinks ! ! This page contains a lot of guro/amputation and feral ! DMs always open I don't bite that hard I promise ^w^ Minors will be VAPORIZED ON SIGHT
Women r always saying things like "the Bluetooth device is ready to pair" and "the Bluetooth device is connected"
Breaking news: local dog having perverse thoughts about power tools again
puppy weed that make u rrf arf awf awrf ,,,
Working nightshift and having roommates means I esteogenuinely gotta hit that frame perfect microwave beep cancel every time without fail lest I incur their wrath (mildly inconvenience them at worst)
My introduction to Penny Snapcube after only ever seeing posts about her being kidfur on main popping up recently being the series where she plays boneworks and carries around a plushie and gets treated like a child by her friend in vr is like.. Maybe the funniest possible first impression
Bipolar depression is so stupid lmao I had a horrible spiral for like a week straight and just woke up completely fine today what the hell
I want a coffee table with every single glopossum comic print on it
There's something I find kinda sweet about my mutuals who keep getting suspended always finding my account again :P
Ordered a pizza and it kinda sucks I should lowk blow my shit smooth off
I bet a crystal pony would shatter really spectacularly instead of bleeding or anything (gore? kinda?)
✨Princess θΔ✨@postmortempoodle.bsky.social · last wk.She's in color now (slight blood)
Is this tuff ?? Is this the coolest shit you've ever seen ?? She's gonna bash ur skull in !!
The more I watch the mlp episodes with the cutie mark crusaders the more I see exactly what Ida Deerz is on to with all that artwork
Yeah fuck it more why not bday gift for a friend :3 // rape\pozzing\cutting\blood
This one did numbers pretty immediately it really surprised me XP CW for amputation/blood
A middle and little walk into a bar. "I'll have a glass of milk" Says the little. "A glass of milk, what are you, 7?" Says the bartender. "Jeez do I look that old?" She says, turning back to the middle.