💥/: Probably the same kind that made Bart call Wally "Uncle Wally" and "Mr. West" unironically.

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 8h ago

Who the hell made me call her Aunt Lois.

I swear I haven't seen twenty six Kons.

ᯓ✮ ࣪ 𝐊𝐨𝐧-𝘌𝘓 ༘⋆@clonewitha-k.bsky.social · 2d ago

Swear there’s not twenty six. Swear.

Three.

ᯓ✮ ࣪ 𝐊𝐨𝐧-𝘌𝘓 ༘⋆@clonewitha-k.bsky.social · 2d ago

How many of me are there…?

💥/: I love how everyone's reaction to Bart mentioning Thad is acting like he just grew a second head

Long story short: yeah. He is doing a lot better now.

ᯓ✮ ࣪ 𝐊𝐨𝐧-𝘌𝘓 ༘⋆@clonewitha-k.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ha. I think I— heard you wrong, Imp. Thad? Like Thaddeus? Like Inertia?

Nope, just one me. If you think you see me double, that’s just Thad pulling a Halloween prank. Unless the other me glows, then I stretched myself thin enough I needed to make scouts.

Holy fuck—

I have two boyfriends so clearly I win this.

💥/: FREEDOOOOM (I finished my driver's tests)

Announcement???

❝ I can try if it's interesting! I sat through... A few competitions when the Winter Olympics were on! ❞ Well, maybe "sat" wasn't the correct term. He watched it while moving around quite a bit. ❝ I've been working on it. Maybe a TV show? I can sit through an episode of Wendy if you want. ❞ +

✮⋆˙𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋.ᐟ@t-elekinetic.bsky.social · 2w ago

A smile pulled at his lips where Bart would frown the instance the connection was severed — It was almost unbearable to see that look on his face, leaving Kon to plant one more kiss at his cheek. "A movie? You actually gonna sit through a movie? Or are we gonna get five minutes in and then ++

The improvised shelter would have made him giggle if it weren't for the kiss, that soft, sweet kiss that helped clear away all the complicated things bubbling inside his chest. It was so easy to stop feeling so strange when Kon was close. And then he pulled away, and Bart couldn’t help but frown +

✮⋆˙𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋.ᐟ@t-elekinetic.bsky.social · 2w ago

With a smile on his face, he'd cup Bart's own with a single hand, lifting the towel from atop his head — & shuffling his way beneath it, so both were hidden away within it. Not that there had been any prying eyes, but shielded away, Kon would give him a kiss. It was chaste, soft, & lingered ++

Bart nodded a bit, resisting the urge to start playing with it. The curiosity about the result was a bit stronger than the impulse to toy with it. ❝ Thanks... ❞

✮⋆˙𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋.ᐟ@t-elekinetic.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I picked up a few things here and there." Fingers lathered in the leave in conditioner brush through Bart's unkept locks of hair, muttering to himself as he carefully scrunched them in an upward motion, assisting the curls with their formation. "Always gotta look my best, but sometimes ++

Me when Thad tries to ignore the fact he has a headache:

☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot@thenatalog.bsky.social · 2w ago

LETS TAKE IBUPROFEN ............ TOGETHER ..............

"And how was I supposed to know that?" was a thought that had crossed his mind a few times now. But this was a bit too much fun for him to start feeling down about not knowing things about himself that SHOULD be obvious. Well, obvious to most people at least. But he wasn’t most people. +

✮⋆˙𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋.ᐟ@t-elekinetic.bsky.social · 2w ago

A playful roll of his eyes, Bart always did have some comment he couldn't never expect — A pain in some ways & his favorite in others. "You know I could always just waterboard you at any time." Kon replied — a smirk following his empty threat as he fully rinsed the speedster's hair. ++

🔥 —;; actual pic of Klov'r chilling

Bart smiled, squeezing the kid's shoulder. ❝ If you are ever in trouble call me and I'll be there in —literally— no time at all. Now! Tell me more about those summer projects! ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

He nods slowly, as if processing the information. "Yeah, I... we are."

💥/: Bart beimg actually decent at mentoring children was NOT on my bingo

❝ I'm sure he trusts you, ❞ well, his Batman at least. As much as they could trust someone, that is. ❝ and I am sure you are an amazing Robin, Klovy. But that doesn't mean you can’t ask for help uf you need it, we are all a team, aren't we? ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I have to! I'm Robin, and I have to be a good Robin, Batman needs to know he can trust me, that's why I can do stuff alone".

❝ I know you can, Klovy. But you shouldn't have to. ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Then maybe I should go, I like making new friends! Also, I'm fine, I'm a grown-up, I can take care of myself, but thank you so much".

❝ I dunno. I found it pretty boring, but it’s great for making friends! Are you alright? Like... Physically? I'm still working on getting you back home, I promise. ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Yeah! I mean I didn't work only in that, I was studying bombs and stuff like that, mostly disarming, because that's important too" then he looks at him a bit lost "should I go to school? I don't know, whatchu think?"

❝ Cool! Will you show me? I'd love to see what new ideas you came uo with! Are you ready for sc- Do you even want to go to school? ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I'm great! I spent the summer trying new stuff for my flamethrower, I promise I didn't burn anything important".

❝ Nothing much! Getting back to the rhythm of things, ❞ Klov'r had missed the vacation, which... was probably for the better given the weird stuff that went on. But he was making sure he made it for the winter holidays! ❝ How are you? ❞

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Hello! Hi, uh, what's up?" Klov'r offers a peace sign.

❝ Hi, buddy! ❞ Where the hell did he just come from?!

𝑲𝑳𝑶𝑽'𝑹 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵@flamerobin.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Where's my uncle Bart?"

Great! Like, the yearly vacations were EVENTFUL! But a ton of fun! And I am starting uni again soon.

✶　ALAN.@starhearts.bsky.social · 3w ago

... Yes, right. Oh, but look at you! How have you been?

Don't worry, we might have all died if you didn't jinx- let's not talk about it.

✶　ALAN.@starhearts.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sorry, Bart. I was looking forward to it.

Ily, but DUDE

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙨~⛱️@batstalker.bsky.social · 3w ago

BART?