Taking the kid out for the morning and giving Mam a mother's day lie in
Colm O'Regan
@colmoregan.bsky.social
Comedian, author (Bolloxology AnnDevine Three Irish Mammies Books Climate Worrier) broadcaster, MC event host, TV narrator/voiceover, Irish Examiner columnist podcaster The Function Room Podcast
There needs to be an amnesty for red cabbage where you can bring a head back, guilt-free to an agreed location, no questions asked, free to move on with your life, no longer staring at it in the bottom of the fridge.
Judging from what we've seen so far, looks like Noah are playing a 2-2-2-2-2 formation.
*Irish Mother Voice* I see the lad of the Mountbatten-Winsdors is after being arrested. A pure scut he is. Had his poor mother's heart broke. And That Wife was a rip too.
I dont know how the Hoxton hotel saw this playing out but I'm guessing that the fact that it is now being called The Poxton is sub optimal for them. If you are in Dublin with an 'ox' sound in your name, poxification should be on your Risk List in every meeting.
The weather's been so shit that the occasional sunrise or sunset catches you by surprise with its timing Maybe the stretch in the evenings was the friends we made along the way.
Brad Pitt shooting One For All a thriller about a man racing against time to spend vouchers as they're losing value but hardly any shop he likes will take them.
Brad Pitt shooting One For All a thriller about a man racing against time to spend vouchers as they're losing value but hardly any shop he likes will take them.
6.49 for a pound of Kerrygold butter in Kilmainham now in case any Irish-American visitors are homesick and want to pay Emigrant Shop in Queens prices.
Ah piss off January, kicking us in the hole on the way out. Not Moira Rose. www.rte.ie/entertainmen...
a scene from schitt 's creek shows a man and woman talking to each other
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Inn Jokes comedy Wednesday night in Kilmainham - the first dry night since records began. Get out and support live comedy for the frankly 1995 price of 10euro Brilliant acts, a great pub. A club that's been running since 2010 so nearly old enough to drive you home www.eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-...
After the first downpour here come the shitty showers and mocking minutes of sun. It promises to be a day of extremely malevolent rainbows. #stormchandra
Just spent a few seconds staring in bafflement at the word "shoe" thinking: "That doesn't look right". Have you ever suddenly, briefly, lost faith in a spelling? (And yes I did double check I spelled 'shoe' correctly in this.)
Inn Jokes comedy Wednesday night in Kilmainham - the first dry night since records began. Get out and support live comedy for the frankly 1995 price of 10euro Brilliant acts, a great pub. A club that's been running since 2010 so nearly old enough to drive you home www.eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-...
Payments dot Google dot com Wallet dot Google dot com Pay dot Google dot com Play dot Google dot com Admin dot Google dot com Account dot Google dot com Regret I signed up for anything dot Google dot com Fuckoff dot Google dot com What a mess of a system
"The secret to happiness is to accept that your northern lights photo will be shitter than your enemy's" Buddha or someone
I found myself shouting at damp supermarket-bought firewood today: "IT IS IN ITS FUCK 'KILN-DRIED'" In case anyone's wondering what age I am.
You know what, I KNEW the dogs were in on it. How come they always knew EXACTLY where to look.
His Derry City teammates have the chance to do the funniest thing ever, poppywise on James McClean's debut.
hard to believe this fella isn't an Irish politician. He has FFFG Junior Minister written all over him. The kind who'd have a nickname like 'The Boy' or 'Rinty' a string of written off speeding tickets and an archipelago of emergency accommodation units.
New Dublin insult: "Youse can all shove ir up yizzer ..."
This week in the Irish Examiner as Kpop Demon Hunters threatens to end our 'Swiftie Era', I talk about what KPDH's relaxed cúpla focal means for own native language. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyl.../...
EXCITING NEWS KLAXON! my latest book is out in the Autumn - Pre-order here there and everywhere! Gallivanting With Words - how the Irish speak English is a wander through the lovely language of Hiberno English! PREORDER HERE! linktr.ee/colmoregan
EXCITING NEWS KLAXON! my latest book is out in the Autumn - Pre-order here there and everywhere! Gallivanting With Words - how the Irish speak English is a wander through the lovely language of Hiberno English! PREORDER HERE! linktr.ee/colmoregan
My latest gig is 1 year old. Innfant Jokes - comedy for people with babies is back on Friday with Joe Rooney! BYOBaby www.tickettailor.com/events/colmo...
Kilmainham and surrounding areas - this brilliant gig in your local is this Wednesday. A tenner in to see Michael Fry, Bernard O'Shea and Kevin Gildea. Come see it! www.eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-...
The new pope puts on his vestments in The Room of Tears which is the best name ever for a fitting room.