Despite what this page might suggest, I do actually have a tendency to get a tad self-conscious about my weight, but I guess I'm doing something right if literally all of my pants are struggling to fit snugly even with a belt.

I 100%'d Super Mario Galaxy 2 today. I do not recommend 100%ing Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Myles tends not to indulge often because he has to stay light in order to be agile enough to be an acrobat, but when you're always around the scent of fried foods at the carnival you work at...you occasionally snap and decide to have one hell of a cheat day~ 🎨 by @doughieglowie.bsky.social, tysm 💚

I'm just going to stop sharing what I do for work when someone asks me because, for some reason, people are literally not ever satisfied with my answer.

Heading to a Food Truck Fest, see y'all later

Just out of boredom, here's a list of every single band/artist I've seen, including opening acts or bands I saw at music festivals. Seether (×7) Breaking Benjamin (×6) Disturbed (×3, before the missile signing) Chevelle (×2) Three Days Grace (×2) Alice In Chains (×2) Primus (×2) Metallica (×2)

Mfs be sending me to the grocery store with a list and just listing "Meat" as an item

Every person I have ever met who is super into extreme metal subgenres also absolutely loves My Chemical Romance and I think that's really funny.

Star Bunny Myles

Baby Boomers are literally the most sensitive snowflakes and I genuinely believe that's by a fairly significant margin.

I've started finally getting over a horrible infection in my feet since the last week of May. I think I got it from bug bites, but it caused burning and numbness in my feet so horrible for so long that I thought I was either developing diabetes and/or neuropathy. I couldn't even wear my shoes or–

Breaking Benjamin – Until The End

I'm at a concert right now. Gonna be seeing Breaking Benjamin (again), Chevelle (again), and Starset (again)

Discord put me in the adult age group. I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm relieved because, evidently, whatever AI they're using to determine who is and isn't an adult isn't doing a particularly great job

Did some "interior decorating" last night. Really happy with it.

It will officially be fall tonight. Flannel weather is almost upon us... ❤️🖤

Hypocrisy is one of the few things that will almost instantly anger me.

Why call it belly worship when inFATuation is right there

I have some people where I feel like they've been ignoring me or excluding me from things ever since I decided to actually set boundaries.

I bought most of the Shantae games through Humble Bundle, so I've been playing them. I'm about to finish Pirate's Curse, and it's not only a step up, it's a LEAP up from Risky's Revenge. I've really enjoyed myself with this one.

I listened to PRESIDENT's debut album–Blood Of Your Empire–last night, and I wasn't a fan. It's kind of what I imagine Sleep Token sounds like to people who don't like Sleep Token.

I don't necessarily take issue with someone choosing to not delve into politics or portraying themselves as "Neutral", however, I have issues with someone doing that while getting upset with someone else for deciding to actually do so. Totally not related to recent events...

I don't care who collabs with him, I'm not listening to Falling In Reverse.

A thing I've noticed creating characters is that the more I think people will not like them, that usually means they will be one of my popular ones. I know I mentioned me initially being nervous to even make Myles a couple of times, but Fei and Hunter have also become popular amongst my friends.

I listened to the new Slipknot song, Arsenal. I admit, I went in with not very high expectations, but also not low expectations because they're a band that means a lot to me. I am genuinely impressed with how bad the song is. It almost feels like they wrote their own parody song.

Full sketch page of all the jolteons I could get to!! Thank you everyone for your refs, I love all of your zap doggos so much!! CW: Tubby Fat Jolteons Being Round and Adorable (@s for everyone in replies below)

Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble

Yeeeeah! Rock on!!

I waited 3 Years for a release date for Professor Layton and the New World of Steam. THREE. FUCKING. YEARS.

Mmmm, dietary fiber