y'all's is short for your overalls. not many people know this

(guy about to invent concrete) ah shoot i left a bowl of greek yogurt in the fridge

nice joke. can i explain it to death?

(brainstorming the next great american novel) catch-23

if i had a dime every time mike suggested this fix, i would have enough money to delete my account

Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 3h ago

Have you tried deleting your account? Perhaps it would help.

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Glengarry Glen Ross (2025)

performing y'all implies the existence of rehearsal y'all and soundcheck y'all

we gotta get these numbers up

always "hail hydra" never "pickleball this weekend?" or "nice haircut"

if you're in line to crawl back into bed for ten hours, STAY IN LINE!

nice try everyone. i too can throw a peach into the air and take a photo

that's right

Jeff Abbott@jeffabbott.bsky.social · 19h ago

yeah reaching 100k had no discernible difference for Jerry's posts

oh sweet summer child

Ben K 🌈@realbenk.bsky.social · 19h ago

When I get to 100K I'll start posting good. That's a promise.

linkedin tonight: fractional werewolves

34 to go

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2w ago

when i hit 130K followers bluesky says i can finally stop posting

bro all your borogoves are mimsy rn

at least tomorrow is no pants friday

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this meme is out of control

Josh 🐦@josh.uno · 21h ago

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the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

why is this getting so many likes

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22h ago

i am trying to delete my account

eat your heart out, threads?

alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22h ago

dua lipa in: the poop doula

Who decided to call it “allergies” instead of “scratch & sniff”

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Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · yesterday

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.......yeah that's fair

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Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · yesterday

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weird i have a different screen

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

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