Kris Wolfheart

@kriswolfhe.art

I say words into a microphone and post about anime and manga. Slander of Evangelion on this page elicits an instant block. Under 21 not allowed. Icon by @zorofab.bsky.social he/him(bo) Sources in Alt Text. twitch.tv/kriswolfheart

it's so awesome how roblox doesn't make money and every company is desperate to have their own regardless and also roblox will be ripped to shreds by world governments and all its' executives hung within five years

we should give silicon valley six months to produce a printer that works easily and consistently and if they can't we shutter the entire area, plow down every corporate campus and build more farms

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · yesterday

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes