L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock

@llfaunt.bsky.social

Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry. Fuq A I🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/he Linktr.ee/LFaunt

Trying to redesign the "Tech hos before tech bros" design so it doesn't get massively desaturated in CMYK conversion. If anyone has any tips I'm open. I've arrived on great DOS-inspired colors but they're not really converting great.

I’ll take this a step further and say, I believe we should be able to support an average-sized family on a single income at what we determine to be the minimum wage. A lot of Boomers got this. But for whatever reason, we’re considered ridiculous for proposing it.

Dilek Sayedahmed@dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 24h ago

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

They're doing Drank from the Hose memes with older millenials now and it's fucking stupid like they basically just remixed the Gen X stuff Immediately my brain goes to wondering what type of data point that sends out to social media companies or what the social engineering purpose is

Episode called Goblin House where I invite like 4 or 5 of the metalhead standup comedian guys I know over and I have to run interference on them being weird and offputting to the goth ladies (and then the one autistic guy getting along with everyone)

Show where they move me into a goth Bop House with a bunch of Gen Zs and I'm the weird guy in the background who becomes a running joke and no one can really figure out why I'm their roommate. I have Larry David-esque interactions while the models are trying to be cute

Early 2010s throwback except these aren't some chodes with a YouTube unifying conspiracy theory channel; now they run our country. They are also basically part of the (Dis)Illuminati who like to bone kids.

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d ago

today the US Sec of Health and Human Services said “chemtrails” on front of a crowd that immediately applauded him for it, in case you were wondering where we’re at right now

Show where they move me into a goth Bop House with a bunch of Gen Zs and I'm the weird guy in the background who becomes a running joke and no one can really figure out why I'm their roommate. I have Larry David-esque interactions while the models are trying to be cute

"Charlotte, believing we need to shut down all of AI is radical." Oh, honey, that's not radical. That's not even close to being radical. You want radical? All non-essential functions of the internet should be shut down ASAP until humanity has earned it back by not being idiots. That's radical.

It's nice to find people who seem excited to talk about the Occult in a way that doesn't make me want to punch walls, and doesn't make slogging through the tales of problematic great-great uncle this-and-that seem a chore. I personally could never get past that, so cheers.

Lilly Wachowski@lillywachowski.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hi! This is out today and it’s awesome! And I am proud to be connected to it! SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE!!! WE ARE FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!

Lol no shade or condescension but the fact that a bunch of my friends now view me as the AI-related bullshit whisperer is mildly flattering but also supports my point that people degenerate into the most opsec and data-ignorant Boomers when they interact with Meta

Man, look, I am not team "handhold dudes through the male loneliness epidemic" but as a man-jacent person I am actually hating the bullying men vibe out there in general. Yeah, obviously be better and don't allow dudes to be lazy or creeps, but just daily saying that men suck isn't super helpful.