I had the most deranged dream about getting to meet Lady Gaga and she wanted me to take her baby because some random woman was trying to steal it. She put the baby in a fast food paper bag so it wasn’t obvious lol
apparently not everyone hears a rumbling sound with they close their eyes really tight???
I can’t sleep so I’m watching clips of every red card in Last One Laughing. I feel like I could do it (except I would make myself laugh).
My note-taking for Spanish used to be insane, I would make a notecard for every single verb
if this dasher doesn't get to to this McD's before they stop serving breakfast I'm going to scream. I ordered an hour ago lol
I usually pick the longest shipping option because its sometimes free but then it gets delivered the next day anyways so I hope you all know that shipping cost are a scam lol
Did y’all hear about the demon hunter that never grew up? He was a Constantine.
I was on my walk and my apartment complex was towing abandoned cars today and turns out one of the cars was housing some wasps and guess who almost got attacked by them!
The feral things i would do to Abdul El-Sayed... why are all the progressives so hot
Ordered McDonalds because I wanted breakfast and an iced mocha. Delivery comes and it’s a very annoying customer that now knows where I live and not only but that she spilled by drink!
It is 4 in the morning, why are grown ass adults playing Marco Polo in the pool right now.
I need to get back into RHOBH because we’re about to have Jennifer Tilly AND Leah Remini? I’m sat.
Went through my finances to see if I need to cut back on anything, hated that.
No one prepares you for having to be part of a new demographic age range. What do you mean “are you a man between 35-49”?
God I hope I locked the doors at work because I don’t remember if I did or not lol