🔞Evehly🍆💦

@evehly.bsky.social

Fartist of the gooner variety (the f is silent) Commissions: CLOSED. linktr.ee/evehly

After getting over a pulled muscle in my neck a few days ago I just managed to pull a muscle in my trapezius while laying in bed. Is this what getting older is like? Hurting yourself while doing literally nothing?

I recognize and understand the financial incentive for artists to advertise themselves on as many platforms as possible but listen bro no amount of number-go-up will ever convince me to return to the online equivalent of cock and ball torture that is X thE eVEryThINg APp

"Oh my Prince, wouldn't you help whip me into shape, for all of my past sins?" I feel like I was definitely, absolutely personally targeted by nun Tasque...