Marcus H
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This is Marcus from Sweden. Yes, the actual country - not Sweden, Montana or anything like that.
If the only way for a party to win the presidency is to nominate a celebrity, here's my suggestion: PENN JILLETTE He is: * the right amount of Libertarian * very hard to bulls#it * tall * quick-witted, charming and well-liked Thoughts? Other suggestions (please list reasons)?
Trump is really impressed with the Spanish players speaking fluent Mexican after just one game in the country.
I haven't seen the #Odyssey yet, but I sure hope they hired a one-eyed giant actor to portray the Cyclops.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-i... Since it abbreviates as GOTHS, I want to see the administration dress the part.
Trump says U.S. will be "guardian of the Hormuz Strait" and is reinstating Iranian blockade
Trump says the U.S. will be known as "THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT," and will charge 20% on all cargo shipped via the waterway to cover security costs.
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The three most difficult things to say: I'm sorry I need help Worcestershire sauce
It's kinda weird that he's more obsessed with his political opponents than with the men who tried to assassinate him.
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · last mo.![[A satirical meme styled as a news broadcast or article. The photo shows an outdoor fairground venue with dozens of rows of empty white plastic folding chairs set up on a patch of dead grass. In the background, an empty stage decorated with patriotic red, white, and blue bunting is visible alongside white tents and a Ferris wheel. In the foreground, a man wearing a red staff polo shirt and a lanyard stands next to a black A-frame sidewalk sign displaying the schedule. Large, bold white text across a black banner at the bottom repeats the headline from the sign.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreifay7due35cbbs7cuqz4xcy4wtlp44wnjceqe3drb5rjxbedv2x6y)
Off the people Buy the people Force the people
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · last mo.
For those not familiar with imperial measurements; a toe 4/19 of a foot.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last mo.In the World Cup, Colombia ended Saturday in a 0-0 draw with Portugal. It looked like Colombia would be victorious after Davinson Sánchez appeared to score in second-half stoppage time, but the goal was quickly ruled offside. Here is a closer look at why.
I've accepted that a.i. is about to take my job. What really makes me angry is that it has taken away the joy of watching animal videos.
I'm just waiting for the news to break that Don Jr owns a hydrogen peroxide plant.
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · last mo.If you think the Reflecting Pool is green because of algae, wait until you hear about money laundering.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social in 2028, please run on 'Make America America Again'.
Since Kash Patel has his own brand of bourbon, Hegseth should have his own brand of Japanese rice wine named "For Pete's Sake"
In his defence he's not taking part in the drill. He's practicing for his next walk-and-turn field sobriety test.
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2mo agoPete Hegseth's Lateral Crossover Step Assessed By Military Analysts As "The Greatest Threat We Face"
I think we all know why he isn't going to the wedding. He's simply not invited.
Like most passwords, I'm often too simple, too short or too old.
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3mo ago
I once took a class in film study and there was a lot of talk about 'subtext'. Then someone told me it's an anagram for 'buttsex' and I had to drop out and now I'm unable to talk intelligently about movies. You're welcome.
Mariana Z@mariana057.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of your life, starting now.
... and RFK Jr will read every audiobook on audible
skippyoz@skippyoz.bsky.social · 3mo agoAmazon is discussing 'Apprentice' reboot with Don jr. FFS. Can Bezos be any more of a suckhole than he already is?
They're not just shiπing on the flag. They're wiping their a$&es with it. TP USA
Some people are questioning Apple's latest business decisions, but I say let Tim Cook.
or into Sirius (a.k.a the Dog star)
Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 5mo agoOkay. Yeah. We could work with this.
I sometimes feel I don't live up to the password requirements. too old too short too simple
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