Jackie Kashian
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📀 New Special/Album Alter-Kashian soon 📺See me on Comics Unleashed After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
Today I love Los Angeles because I was locked out of the office waiting for someone to let me in and a lady walked by with a high-volume bubble machine at 9:30 a.m. in the morning
Jackie Kashian@jackiekashian.bsky.social · 4d agoaw I just walked by two guys outside restaurant in Los Angeles-and this is why I love Los Angeles(one of many reasons) is I overheard a guy say to the other guy “Robin Williams now that was one funny motherfucker.”
aw I just walked by two guys outside restaurant in Los Angeles-and this is why I love Los Angeles(one of many reasons) is I overheard a guy say to the other guy “Robin Williams now that was one funny motherfucker.”
“the reason life from other planets don’t talk to us is bc they don’t want to.” andy “we are not ready” also andy “if there are aliens and they come the best we can hope is they’ll want us for pets.” His mind is alive with THOUGHTS!
Why did it take a month for me to see this? It should be going viral…
Jackie Kashian@jackiekashian.bsky.social · last mo.this
TWIN CITIES!!!!! It's that time again where tickets go on sale for my annual takedown of the year that was! LET'S GET TOGETHER AND ROAST SOME DIPSHITS! theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/f...
andy returned his tux and the men’s wearhouse has said they “appreciate” his review but they didn’t approve his comment. heh
Astro City (a human-level view of a superhero world) is a great work, one I am envious of. Plus they throw in some other good things as well. Spend $25. You will not regret it.
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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
brutusdavis99.bsky.social@brutusdavis99.bsky.social · 6d agoDid you ever meet Bob Kraft?
Texas Republican Candidate Does A Racism So Bad It Turns Karl Rove Into A Democrat www.wonkette.com/p/texas-repu... By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Texas Republican Candidate Does A Racism So Bad It Turns Karl Rove Into A Democrat
Texas Republicans, time to come for ya boys.
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i’m a baby. I just said to andy “ they have iced coffee in the LAX Delta sky club” in a vaguely whiny voice and now I see the world for both sides
Exclusive: It's official. Compulsion Games has successfully pulled off a management buyout and is no longer part of Microsoft. gamesbeat.com/compulsion-g...
Compulsion Games pulls off management buyout and separates from Xbox | exclusive
Compulsion Games, the maker of compelling gamers like South of Midnight, has pulled off a management buyout and is now separated from Xbox.
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Thankyou for ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS ON IG! Come see me irl! Listen to my 30years of podcasts, see my comedy hours and buy my albums. jackiekashian.com
Jackie Kashian
Jackie Kashian is a stand-up comedian who has been seen on Conan, Corden, HBO, Netflix, Comedy Central, and or heard on NPR and Audible. Touring 45 weeks a year, she calls it The Neverending Story Tou...
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With Canadian booze soon set to vanish from American shelves, we raise a glass to the classic Toronto cocktail www.jezebel.com/toronto-cock...
heh. just got recognized at a diner in Soldotna Alaska (trying to figure out the gigs here). I’m famous
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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NEVER FORGET: On 9/11, Donald Trump bragged his building was now the tallest in NYC. Listen for yourself...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
Mandalorian Grogu is the Muppet Adventure Movie i’ve always wanted
The only boy who could ever teach me, was the son of a Reacher fan.
Note! I will be at @rosecitycc.bsky.social this Frday-Sunday and because we are driving, for once I should have an adequate (if random) selection of books and comics! Signatures and photos are always free, you don't have to buy anything. Just show your lovely face! Looking forward to meeting you!
In the newest episode of The Old SwitchAroo, comedian @jackiekashian.bsky.social and game designer Andy Ashcraft join us to talk Lock's Quest (Nintendo DS, 2008) in a very special Lite Switch episode. Find it anywhere that you get your podcasts or at www.theoldswitcharoo.com/liteswitch-l... 🎮
Incredibly fortunate and grateful to have had @jackiekashian.bsky.social and Andy on. She's been one of my fav comedians for over two decades now, and while most of her comedy isn't about video games, I haven't heard material about video games that resonated with my ties to video games like hers did
The Old SwitchAroo@theoldswitcharoo.bsky.social · 2w agoIn the newest episode of The Old SwitchAroo, comedian @jackiekashian.bsky.social and game designer Andy Ashcraft join us to talk Lock's Quest (Nintendo DS, 2008) in a very special Lite Switch episode. Find it anywhere that you get your podcasts or at www.theoldswitcharoo.com/liteswitch-l... 🎮
“cheese it it’s the fuzz” i just said to andy in the car. let’s bring it back
2003 JoAnne Grigioni-CC exec who picked the comics to do half hour specials. She called & asked if I had a half hour I could do. She said,“if you get reppedi bc of this-they don’t get any of the money. You got this on your own. And if they want to insist, send them to me.” unforeseen amazing support
