Uncle Dane

@uncledane.com

Engineer Team Fortress 2. MAXIMUM DAMAGE. Creator of uncletopia.com

There is an oversight with the map Rumford: it sounds too much like Bumfart. This is a known issue listed on the wiki and will hopefully be patched by the developers.

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Valve should try and make a card game again. They foolishly tried to release Artifact during the icky Hearthstone era. But now we live in the age of Balatro. Pokemon Pocket. Marvel Snap. People like digital card games now. It's time to dust off the Artifact I think, I'm ready to give another shot.

I kinda hope shadow dropping becomes the new game release meta. Eliminate overblown expectations by allowing zero time for people to form them in the first place. Like, despite the performance issues Oblivion Remastered has, it hurts significantly less since I didn't have to wait months to play.

You're a lesser imp to me, pal. nothin but a level 1 skeleton archer. I just looted you and got some bone dust and 3 gold. defeated 19 other mobs just like you for this quest, bud. keep talkin

I got sick and tired of people ruthlessly killing my clones over and over again in One Thousand Uncles, so I gave them all 100% guaranteed crits. Have fun getting one-shot by the Pomson from across the map! Happy April 1st >:)

If Valve ever does get rid of Casual Mode and replaces it with Quickplay, I would be completely okay with that. I am not a diehard defender of the current matchmaking system. I just want to be able to play TF2. I will always be satisfied with whatever system that allows me to do that.

I fear I may be starting to love using the jet pack on Pyro. It's given me some of the most embarrassing deaths I've ever had, but at the same time I've never gotten more kills as Pyro while using it. Pairing with Backburner and Axtinguisher for best results.

I'm glad One Thousand Uncles is a thing, but the downside is that now every time I open TF2 I just end up joining a server and spectating players for hours like it's my own little ant farm and I never get around to playing normal TF2.

If we're in the Matrix so machines can use us for batteries, it must be pretty annoying for them when a battery dies because it did something stupid like choke on a peanut or kick a beehive

Skyrim and Elder Scrolls 6 are gonna be like 18 years apart by the time it comes out and like honestly at that point just don't even bother making it

The Disney Renaissance (1989 - 1999) was a period in which Disney popped off and went on a decade-long spree making some of their best animated movies of all time. I hadn't seen most of these since I was a kid, so for ten days I watched all of them. Here are my current rankings (in my opinion!)

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