Thanks for a fun night of big sharks and tiny ding dongs Fright Club! Keeping up the theme from the first feature and falling sleep to Tod Browning's Freaks! Take care folks! . #FrightClub #BigShark #Freaks #HorrorSky #MutantFam

"Who that, who that who that said Hi Mark .." Great show tonight folks! Here's my new art for Wolf Girl and Big Shark! . #FrightClub #WolfGirl #BigShark #Art #HorrorMovies #CultMovies #MutantFam #ArtSky #FilmSky #MovieSky

Cowboys Don't Cry's good, but it's no Hangin' Out with My Family ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

Rifftrax Birdemic: Just Hangin' Out Party Song

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What would Gator McClusky do in this situation? . #FrightClub #BigShark

This is about as psychologically taut as Brody's "Smile, you son of a ..." scene ... I lied. No, it isn't. . #FrightClub #BigShark #Jaws

If they keep going upriver, they're gonna be in Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre territory ... (That's the name of that one, right?) . #FrightClub #BigShark

Georgie had to leave filming early due to a scheduling conflict with his Pearl Jam cover band. . #FrightClub #BigShark

Eddie Vedder Performing Grunge Live

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"Oh, Hi Georgie's Memorial ..." . #FrightClub #BigShark

I'm looking forward to watching Tommy Wiseau strangle that Big Shark with those stylish gloves like a Giallo film antagonist! . #FrightClub #BigShark

You know, I don't really care if Big Shark or New Orleans wins, I just hope that everyone has a good time ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

Will Ferrell: When You Win A Participation Trophy

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Ahahahaha! What a story!

Aww, poor lil' fellers look like they just lost the Shark Rodeo ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

SHARK Eggs! I knew the Easter Bunny was complicit in this ... GET HIM! . #FrightClub #BigShark

Mallrats Easter Bunny

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Ah shoot ... I would have known they were gonna pull out a map of New Orleans in this movie, I would have saved my Axeman joke until now ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

And done! Here's my new Tommy Wiseau art for tonight's Fright Club presentation of Big Shark! . #FrightClub #BigShark #Art

They really was a decrease in quality in those later Walking Dead seasons ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

The CGI in this isn't quite as good as in Who Killed Captain Alex?, but it's not bad, either ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

I'd love to hear my 7-year-old nephew give a dry play-by-play of the events of this film. "And then Tommy and his cowboy friend went scuba diving, and then they couldn't find the shark, and that made Tommy mad. And then they said they should get a boat and then ate dinner." . #FrightClub #BigShark

That Big Shark is original Sharknado-level CGI quality, and of course, I mean that as a compliment! . #FrightClub #BigShark #Sharknado

I feel like the film permitting process was limited to putting a $20 bill in the bucket for the street musicians and asking if they would be cool if they filmed there for a while. . #FrightClub #BigShark

Tommy Wiseau should create an entire universe of low-budgee New Orleans films on par with the Santo movies. I'd love to see Tommy Wiseau VS the Axeman ... . #FrightClub #BigShark

I love bad CGI so much. For real, it's making me happy! The water, the shark, the car getting thrown into the fourth floor... 🥳 #BigShark #FrightClub

The shark attacking the riverboat made my week. #BigShark #FrightClub

#BIGShark (2023) 🦈 #FrightClub Based on Tommy's gloves earlier I typed in "Ketchup and Mustard " into the Bluesky gif search and found this: 😄

Ketchup Mustard

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YES! THIS IS ABOUT TO GO FULL JAMES NGUYEN! . #FrightClub #BigShark

Anger Management Jack Nicholson

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Fake movie facts: if you look closely in the background of Big Shark, you can notice Kevin Costner hangin' out with those fellas who conspired to kill JFK. . #FrightClub #BigShark

YOU'RE TEARING HIM APART, SOPHIA!!!!! . #FrightClub #BigShark

I miss when the endless Sisyphean torrent of endless ads were just about people smiling with suicidal diarrhea at crafts fairs ... . #FrightClub #BigShark