Boss: How was your Commander (Mtg) day? Did you win? Me: Commander is more of a casual thing, no one really keeps track of winning and losing. *flashback* Player: You're a piece of shit and if there is ever a banlist your entire deck should be on it!

Played Standard MTG at my store's championship and went 2-1. So close to three wins in a row. I was playing Simic Elf Landfall, the deck is all gas and has no removal or interaction. Despite that and everyone else running removal I had plenty of elves to power through it.

I won't spoil the new resident evil but it's pretty good, just make sure to go in expecting a dark comedy instead of horror.

My priest license has expired, was not aware that was a thing that could happen. Do I talk to the Lord to get a new one or go to the DMV?

Dyslexic wizards can't spell.

I'm in a very weird spot. I have coworkers who like me a lot. They're willing to do extra work to make my job easier. I've never had people who were willing to work harder or longer for me. Usually it's me getting stuck doing all the work.

Finished making a standard deck for mtg and the cards come in in about a week. The deck is simic elves using foundations elves paired with hobbit elves. The deck revolves around landfall elf making and numerous anthems. All effects are done through creatures to keep a full board.

New commander deck I'm building is Myra The Magnificent from Unfinity. No one uses attractions despite being pretty busted. But basically Myra attaches an instant or sorcery to an attraction and when I roll the die to visit attractions on my turn I can cast the attached spell for free.

"Join my discord to receive your patreon rewards." Nothing makes me unsub faster.

Fan art by kitter, I'm Johnny Joestar and my wife Blythe is Gyro Zeppeli.

If you've ever doubted whether cats are capable of love. Mine just jumped from my kitchen island into my arms so he could rub his face against mine.

You should play fortune mill, it's made by the guy who made Idleon (Lavaflame2) and it's another idle game masterpiece. I've been playing their games for about a decade now and they really understand how to make a good idle game.

I think my coworker was forced into employment and it's really bumming me out because she refuses to do any work until her boyfriend comes in and scolds her. I'm 35 and chose not to have kids, I signed up to be a cashier not a babysitter.

Blythe and Kanny both work morning jobs and I work an evening job. So it looks like I only get to hang out with my wives on weekends and Monday and Friday afternoons. I have more time to work on YouTube videos and I could stream but I'd be doing it at midnight until 4am.

Made this deck using hydras, keyword equips/enchants, and stuff like blanchwood armor and bonehoard. Blor got to 26 and couldn't be removed from the game. The best cards were ones that give keyword counters and untap like sudden spinnerets.

Sera's Things@serasthings.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The pod is making decks for Commander Mystery Boosters in advance of the release. The others have chosen rulebreaker cards but I see a lot of potential in this frog. He has everything a voltron commander needs for protection and trample. My 99 is... 1/4

Update: Coworker: I gotta get you back for the candy bar. Me: It's no sweat, I don't lend money out unless I'm cool with the possibility of never getting it back. Coworker buys a bag of gummy bears and gives me one: There, we're even. Me internally: I think I'm working with a child.

Sera's Things@serasthings.bsky.social · 4w ago

Coworker: Hey, can you buy me a candy bar? Me: Sure, what do you want? Coworker grabs the most expensive option. Me internally: You piece of shit. Me: Yeah, that's cool.

Let me get a hit! *blows into your joint*

The genderless term for Cowboy and Cowgirl is Cow.

Wife 1 and 2 both left for work. It's weird having the house this empty. It's just me, smith, and 2 cats. I guess that's not really empty.

Phone: Hey, you're having a pretty good day today. Here's some pictures from when your pet was still alive.

Working retail is basically getting paid to be yelled at by people who couldn't do your job on their best day.

Coworker: Hey, can you buy me a candy bar? Me: Sure, what do you want? Coworker grabs the most expensive option. Me internally: You piece of shit. Me: Yeah, that's cool.

I wouldn't use WhatNot. Nothing with that many sponsor spots can be good. Remember Honey?

CW: BIG BUG Never seen a Cicada in person until last night. This one crash landed outside and upside down. They were stuck fluttering and kicking like a turtle on their back. So I picked them up and put them on a tree. His name is Cid.

"Maybe I can't get into games with ugly graphics because I'm an artist." No, because most artists know what stylistic choices are and can see past visual to see the underlying themes. Also that art isn't just the visual sometimes it's written. It's probably because you're an idiot.

you should "tf" into something that can do the dishes

Monogamy is a social structure that was created by sad men who know they'd have 0 chance of getting partners because I'm dating them all. Yes, Monogamy was made to harm me specifically.

Just learning that any amount of alcohol is bad for you. Studies saying that even a little bit increases your risk of multiple cancers. Glad I live in a country where companies can lobby to make it so this info is as public.

Been at this job for less than three months and I'm already trying to find a new one. Once I've quit I'll complain about it here in more detail but I can't right now while I'm still employed.

I remember when "You look like you shop at Goodwill" was an insult. Now it's more of a compliment. I can't even afford to shop on Goodwill now.