I would love it if I could look at the profiles of people that are following me. Ugh bluesky is very glitchy. Can't open up my notifications a lot either

Bluesky is broken again

I was being accosted by some type of wasp outside of work. It crawled under my shirt on my crotch. I am so proud of myself for not swatting it and I didn't get stung. Do not get a bee angry and you're usually fine

I feel like there is something wrong with my brain I don't understand all the initials people use to describe movies and bands and TV shows. Do people see a string of initials and immediately know what it is? Am I broken?

I don't think it's a coincidence that I ate a chocolate bar last night and snored horribly and woke up with a pimple. Crap. All that sugar is bad for you I guess

I can't get any photos to post? It was happening yesterday too

I almost put on the beige socks from my multi pack this morning but I love color so much I switched them for sky blue. My sneakers are electric raspberry

I would follow a lot more people if they weren't trying to sell me something, are porn, have no posts or are men that will definitely message me instantly. Ugh I need to explore more accounts I guess

Apparently I annoyed my husband telling him each different colored pair of socks I got in my multi pack is super soft and comfortable lol. I'm very excited for my socks I apologize

Whatever cartoon showed my niece how to come in my house yelling "oh auntie Nora" like a cartoon villain should be banned. I'm not a freaking doll I don't have to play with her. Sorry it's really annoying 😕

My dog ate a little piece of peach! Cool so when he is begging at 5 am while I'm making my breakfast he actually can eat what I'm making

I don't make political posts but I never trusted Platner. He's been no good since the reveal of the Nazi tattoo. I don't think it's a conspiracy. If it somehow is proven to be one I'll be wrong. I don't think that's going to happen. Sexual abuse is horrible. He deserves nothing

Has anyone else got a scam where an "artist" messages you saying they love your profile picture lol. It's happened to me 4 times. Everyone has different social media comfort but it's super weird to follow someone and they message that immediately.

My cash back for groceries just fixed my -$16 overdraft lol. Wow I can't stop winning

Being messy and disorganized had its benefits. I have found multiple pairs of unworn socks and underwear in my shirt drawers

Maybe it's the wrong time during intense heat waves but I love summer and am already getting anxious about it ending. The trees the warm weather the fruit I just love it. I'm panicking about wearing a coat lol and it's June 28

I got to spend my day off with my in laws pugs. I live with them everyday but mom is in Florida so they needed a cuddle buddy. Very cute and healing

Nobody but a bot liked my picture of my dad in 1997.Im trying again lol. He is a great dad and was extremely handsome. I hope everyone had a nice father's day

I thought my 6 year old moto g was dead but it was just the charging wire. I found my normal wire after moving my heating pad lol off the floor

I think my weed chocolate is too strong. I've been very foggy and tired since Sunday when I got into it. I'm a fan but don't like to feel exhausted and like napping lol all day.

I finally had a delicious mango. I bought it almost 2 weeks ago at a vegetable market. I let it ripen for maybe 5 days. It's very rare I actually get them to ripen

Maybe I should consume some current media because I have no clue what people are talking about in posts about TV shows. Why is everything initials too? I'm lost

If you are ordering food at a casual restaurant do not "joke" that if it's bad they will come back to yell at you. It's not funny. We work very hard and try our best.

My deli leader quit. She is a wonderful smart funny hard worker who trained me from avoiding making sandwiches to being her assistant. We laughed and comforted eachother. Ughhh

You know why I don't follow a lot of people? Because 70 year old men think this is a dating site and message me when I follow them back. Don't message me. I don't care to be chatting with strangers. I will comment and like stuff but ugh

I'm still losing at least 2 pounds a week so I put a lot of granola in my yogurt and strawberries this morning. Yay I can still be cute and healthy even though I'm 41

Do you guys end up blocking every 4 th person that follows you because they have 0 posts and no followers, mention God in their bio or are just porn stuff? Is that normal?

Guys I stopped using Google and use duck duck go. I looked at prehistoric European animals and Irish prehistoric culture with the ability to read books for free No ai summeries. I love it so much better

My husband is ruining my productivity by running the air conditioner. It's cold and I can't take the covers off 🤕

Wow I just had rice pudding lots of fresh strawberries and honey granola for breakfast. It was so damn good. The calories are basically the same as my yogurt so I went for it. Damn it was good