At this rate they gonna have the national dex in pokemon unite before we get a mainline game (including DLC bc let’s be real) with the national dex in it again.
Mr Edamame
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A little bit of somethin’ for everybody!
Can y’all believe that Mary Mack had the nerve to be all dressed in black?
When I get home I’m immediately getting in bed and taking a 4hr nap and I would prefer if there was a big strong handsome man or maybe even two and they will be big spoon and they should also smell good but not too much and they can have fun but they better not try to stick it in me while I’m sleep
I doubt I’m talking to anyone here (at least I hope so), but if you believe a literal interpretation of any religious text but specifically the Bible, I want you to block me and never talk to me again, or you can respond here and I’ll do it for you. I’m insane but you’re worse and I can’t have that.
I am convinced that the only thing humans are innately predisposed to and effectual at is the creation of art reflective of the human condition… and I just think it’s predictably unfortunate that the population of talentless, lazy, beasts would gleefully outsource even their humanity to a computer.
When I die, cremate me and mix my ashes in with steel alloy ingots, smelt me into six pristine blades and build a mausoleum for me. Invite the town’s children to the interment proceedings, give them crayola and let them deface my monument. Then stab the blades into the door. Spare no expense in this
I am giving birth to the demon that will destroy all of humanity on November 4th. Please RSVP to the gender reveal. They will be both genderless and amorphous and unlike anything your bitch ass has ever seen, but I would still appreciate your participation. Pussy in bio.
Kinda fucked how the Confederacy just salvaged a northern built conventional steam frigate in the Merrimack and rechristened it as the Virginia and then they blasted artillery into the Monitor sending shards of iron into the eyes of Lieutenant John L. Worden, but hey, what are you gonna do
Mickey Mouse peed on a house, what color was his pee? Green: G-R-E-E-N. Okay, I’ll hide and you come find me on the count of ten!
I have the classic gay man complex where I think I can do anything I set my mind to… the gag is, I legitimately fucking can and it’s not even remotely delusion. However, the sickness and the nihilism and the laziness keeps me comfortably unapplied in all aspects, so you bitches are safe.
I don’t even know that I connect with my emotions the same way today as I did yesterday!
I actually - truly believe that everyone should actively shut the fuck up.
Never skip a Manhattan Mini Storage ad featuring the People’s Princess, Miss Thorgy Thor.
Instead of doing imaginarium theater I think I should just fucking cut both my hands off with some sort of industrial equipment
I did a fuckin god awful job positioning the higher shelf (may fix later but let’s be real who has the time) in any event, glad to finally have my physical game collection on display.
I don’t think that there is such a thing as objective taste but I do believe there are some things that are objectively bad
I think a fun premise for a horror movie would be rich people in their doomsday survival bunker brutally murdering each other until no one’s left