Mr Edamame

@pickledbabybeets.bsky.social

A little bit of somethin’ for everybody!

When I get home I’m immediately getting in bed and taking a 4hr nap and I would prefer if there was a big strong handsome man or maybe even two and they will be big spoon and they should also smell good but not too much and they can have fun but they better not try to stick it in me while I’m sleep

I doubt I’m talking to anyone here (at least I hope so), but if you believe a literal interpretation of any religious text but specifically the Bible, I want you to block me and never talk to me again, or you can respond here and I’ll do it for you. I’m insane but you’re worse and I can’t have that.

I am convinced that the only thing humans are innately predisposed to and effectual at is the creation of art reflective of the human condition… and I just think it’s predictably unfortunate that the population of talentless, lazy, beasts would gleefully outsource even their humanity to a computer.

When I die, cremate me and mix my ashes in with steel alloy ingots, smelt me into six pristine blades and build a mausoleum for me. Invite the town’s children to the interment proceedings, give them crayola and let them deface my monument. Then stab the blades into the door. Spare no expense in this

I am giving birth to the demon that will destroy all of humanity on November 4th. Please RSVP to the gender reveal. They will be both genderless and amorphous and unlike anything your bitch ass has ever seen, but I would still appreciate your participation. Pussy in bio.

Kinda fucked how the Confederacy just salvaged a northern built conventional steam frigate in the Merrimack and rechristened it as the Virginia and then they blasted artillery into the Monitor sending shards of iron into the eyes of Lieutenant John L. Worden, but hey, what are you gonna do

I have the classic gay man complex where I think I can do anything I set my mind to… the gag is, I legitimately fucking can and it’s not even remotely delusion. However, the sickness and the nihilism and the laziness keeps me comfortably unapplied in all aspects, so you bitches are safe.