Me last week: furious about MPs boozing in the commons. Me hearing from hignfy that Angela Rayner drunkenly yelled "I'm a socialist ", then fell into a door: she's just like me fr fr
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What should we make Matt Goodwin eat if he loses? All those dodgy letters Reform sent out?
A lesbian kiss is such a cop-out. Next star wars property should feature two men kissing. Just two big, muscular men kissing. They're both gruff and have beards. and they're mechanics or something so they're covered in grime and dirt. Disney should do that. And you know what, forget the star wars
Two lads sat at the end of the bar swapping tips on how to pick up "posh birds"... this is a recession indicator.
"Boys will be boys" - suspicious, menacing, historically used to excuse heinous crimes "Just girls being girls" - celebratory, welcoming, historically used to describe girls kissing
RT if you fuck with trans men and trans women or if you think Elon musk should live just long enough to see everything he's built crumble in front of him
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, and I'll give you the key
Haven't actually decided what I'll be using Bluesky for yet so for today we're going to go for recording all the beers I drink while I play DnD. First up: What's The Buzz? A Lakes Brew Co imperial stout, 8.4%, marshmallow, caramel and chocolate. On the sweet side of chocolate stouts, unsurprisingly
Just heard two of my pub regulars go from "death is nothing to be afraid of ", to "oooh did you notice we've got 2 new washing machines in the home?" Within 30 seconds of the same conversation, iconic.