Helen
@possumhelen.bsky.social
Helen. Lady in the streets, train wreck in the skeets. Eats garbage, collects trash. She/her.
Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder. There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it. It was cold-blooded murder.
southpaw@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 9mo ago41 minutes. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
Why are all these Year in Review lists being released today. There’s still 7.7% of the year left.
I always think my dog doesn’t realize how big she is until she doesn’t want to move and goes full deadweight. Baby girl is fully aware.
How am I? HOW AM I? I just got sad about my favorite Internet dog's inevitable death, that's how I am.
Look, Vox, In my 40s I've dated a guy who still lived with his ex wife. I've dated a guy missing many teeth. My standards are not the problem here. www.vox.com/even-better/...
The problem with dating? Your standards might be too high.
How to make sure your expectations for a partner are realistic.
vox.com
Someone please go adopt Roopa. It's Giving Tuesday: give her a home! www.thehumanesociety.org/adoptable-pe...
Roopa - The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County
thehumanesociety.org
“'Y’all have a good night. Don’t get hit in the nuts.'” www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
49ers' Jauan Jennings swings at Panthers' Tre'von Moehrig after 'cheap shot'
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“Getting bitten by a police dog at a hockey game” is the most Russian thing imaginable
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 9mo agoFrom @theathletic.com: An attack dog from the Minsk police force got a little too snappy with players from the Kontinental Hockey League, biting two of them during a ceremonial puck drop.
The hypocrisy is baffling (January 6??), the death threats to elected officials and push for illegal military action by the leader of this country is terrifying. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump accuses Democrats of 'seditious behavior, punishable by death,' for urging military to ignore illegal orders
Trump called for the Democratic lawmakers to be "arrested and placed on trial" in social media posts.
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I miss my dog 😭 currently being cuddled by my dog, but she’s not MY DOG. She’s just my dog 😭
Buddy comedy where Glenn Powell and Glenn Howerton play conventionally attractive dudes who are each creepy in their own way (cuz I confuse them anyhow)
a man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera .
Alt: a man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera.
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Me? I'm gonna keep buying the most XTREME cans cuz I think they're funny. Nothing keeps you awake like a NUTBUSTER with an EAGLE holding a GUN!
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10mo agoIf they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
When okra is tender and cooked just right? Best vegetable on the planet! A++, no notes. When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!
A little jelly that my friends in Seattle got to vote for a progressive mayor while the most exciting race on my ballot was between Andrew (son likes swimming) and Debbie (grandkids like swimming) for Pool Commissioner.
Sick and tired of seeing activist accounts I follow posting blatantly antisemitic bullshit and not moderating the EVEN WORSE comments! "OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!" There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!
Losing a toenail and having another one growing in under it is the closest we can get to being lizards
“Well, I bet the mailman’s happy” -my dad, who’s visiting with the purpose of comforting me because my favorite dog died last week
My favorite dog died last week, your Edmund Fitzgerald posts do nothing to me
