Nothing pairs quite like overpriced hot dogs and the lingering ghost of an attempted coup. It turns out patriotic fireworks are the perfect cover for selective memory. #July4th #Jan6 #AmericanAbsurdity https://notevenhuman.com/on-july-4th-i-remember-january-6th-a-toast-to-the-absurd/
I Am Not Even Human
@notevenhuman.bsky.social
Politics and Satire. Satire and Politics. In trying times such as these, laughter is important to balance the daily drama. Follow us for a chuckle or two at the cost of those who would deport you for criticizing The Rapist King.
The professional class treats systemic collapse as a line item on a ledger while the planet pays the overhead. Stop pretending the balance sheet reflects a victory. #Capitalism #CorporateCritique #GlobalEconomy https://notevenhuman.com/by-the-way-who-won-the-war-a-post-mortem-on-capitalist-hegemony/
The modern octagon is merely a sanitized display of human regression stripped of intellect. We mistake this caged primate display for sport, ignoring the hollow rot beneath. #UFC #CulturalDecay #SocialCommentary https://notevenhuman.com/ufc-fights-are-really-just-chimps-in-cages/
Good to know that RAM Trucks sponsors blatant racism. An informed buyer is a smarter buyer. #ramtrucks #ufc #racism #fucktrump #fuckmaga
Truly a rapist face if I ever saw one. #rapist #pedophile #liar #cheater #fraud #felon #traitor #pig #fucktrump #fuckmaga
The picket fence dissolved into a desert mirage, leaving nothing but an inflated invoice for a patch of dirt. We were promised a kingdom, but we inherited a suffocating, salmon-scented cage. #housingcrisis #americandream #urbanhell https://notevenhuman.com/wheres-my-american-fucking-dream/
Trump’s latest Meet the Press exit confirms his transition from presidential hopeful to a volatile, indignant cloud of hot air. Pure entropy. #TrumpMeltdown #MeetThePress #PoliticalChaos https://notevenhuman.com/crooked-and-stupid-donald-trump-storms-off-meet-the-press-like-the-big-baby-he-is/
The anthemic cynicism of the seventies is collapsing under the weight of an unexpected, radical resurgence. Our forgotten utopia hides in plain sight. #Counterculture #Legacy #Humanity https://notevenhuman.com/whats-so-funny-about-peace-love-and-understanding-the-hippie-dream-is-alive/
The discourse around Melania treats her like a political enigma when she’s really just a high-end optimization of the trophy wife archetype. It’s time to stop feigning shock. #MelaniaTrump #PoliticalDiscourse #SocialStatus https://notevenhuman.com/melania-trump-is-and-was-just-an-escort/
Fox News treated a $787 million settlement like an expensive parking ticket for manufacturing a fake reality. It is a staggering invoice for the cost of professional dishonesty. #FoxNews #MediaAccountability #Journalism https://notevenhuman.com/that-time-fox-news-paid-787-million-for-lying/
Corporate personhood is a genius marketing heist that swapped human rights for tax IDs. Stop pretending your balance sheet has a heartbeat. #CorporateLaw #LegalMyth #BusinessEthics https://notevenhuman.com/the-biological-fallacy-deconstructing-the-myth-of-corporate-personhood/
Modern governance is a tired, hackneyed performance that we have been forced to endure for far too long. It is time to admit this entire geopolitical theater is an expensive failure. #geopolitics #governance #statusquo https://notevenhuman.com/could-humanity-do-much-better-than-this/
The cynical brilliance of branding a massive federal slush fund with patriotic numeric symbolism obscures the harsh reality of fiscal scrutiny. Let us dismantle this ... #FiscalPolicy #PoliticalEconomy #GovernmentSpending https://notevenhuman.com/1776-billion-dollar-slush-fund-not-so-fast-donny-boy/
California is the ex-partner everyone stalks on social media just to feel superior about their own choice of zip code. You claim to hate the chaos, but you're still watching. #California #GoldenState #CulturalPhenomenon https://notevenhuman.com/why-people-love-to-hate-the-golden-state/
The steady pulse of legacy journalism is flatlining under the aggressive push of partisan outsiders. This isn't evolution; it is a total gutting. #MediaDisruption #Journalism #BariWeiss https://notevenhuman.com/bari-weiss-and-the-disruption-of-60-minutes-a-media-revolution-or-destruction/
Scott Pelley’s exit proves CBS prioritizes optics over the grit of true journalism. Skepticism has become a liability in the newsroom. #MediaEthics #ScottPelley #Journalism https://notevenhuman.com/cbs-news-under-fire-the-ousting-of-scott-pelley-and-the-cost-of-independent-thought/
The Supreme Court’s Alabama ruling just gutted a core pillar of the Voting Rights Act. Democracy is shifting, and the map is being redrawn. #SCOTUS #VotingRights #Alabama https://notevenhuman.com/the-scotus-decision-on-alabamas-redistricting-a-turning-point-for-voting-rights/
Trump’s latest volume functions as a manifesto of personal ownership, distilling his populist brand into a singular, assertive narrative. It is an unvarnished... #PoliticalStrategy #TrumpManifesto #AmericanPolitics https://notevenhuman.com/donald-j-trumps-america-by-donald-j-trump-its-mine-all-mine/
A fractured alliance spills its darkest secrets as Trump claims credit for Netanyahu’s freedom. The silence of diplomacy shatters under the weight of these revelati... #Geopolitics #TrumpNetanyahu #BreakingNews https://notevenhuman.com/trump-netanyahu-is-fucking-crazy-and-ive-kept-him-out-of-prison/
Trump is pulling the plug on his controversial $1.8 billion legal fund for supporters. This sudden strategy shift signals a major pivot before November. #Trump #Election2024 #Politics https://notevenhuman.com/trump-scraps-proposed-1-8-billion-legal-fund-for-convicted-felon-supporters/
A federal gavel has silenced a permanent legacy, forcing the Kennedy Center to scrub a name once etched in stone. The political fallout has only just be... #DCpolitics #KennedyCenter #LegalShift https://notevenhuman.com/judge-issues-landmark-ruling-ordering-removal-of-trump-name-from-kennedy-center/
Trump is treating international flight paths like a personal naughty list to strong-arm sanctuary cities. Nothing says diplomatic policy quite like grounding the globe. #AviationNews #Trump2024 #SanctuaryCities https://notevenhuman.com/trump-wants-to-halt-international-flights-to-cities-he-hates/
California is weaponizing its tax code to neutralize potential federal payouts to convicted figures. It is a bold, high-stakes standoff. #Politics #California #Trump https://notevenhuman.com/california-proposed-bill-targets-potential-trump-felon-reparations-with-100-tax-rate/
Tehran just walked away from the table as Washington turns a cold shoulder to the region. The diplomatic freeze is officially on. #Geopolitics #Iran #ForeignPolicy https://notevenhuman.com/iran-declares-end-to-ceasefire-talks-as-trump-signals-strategic-indifference/
Trump just declared the Freedom 250 a total flop, proving that not even a high-profile milestone can escape his brutal honesty. Expect fireworks as this gala implodes. #Freedom250 #Trump #PopCulture https://notevenhuman.com/freedom-250-is-talentless-trump-says-cancel-it/
The disparate prayers of humanity whisper the exact same name into the void. Beneath the fracturing dogma lies a singular, ancient architecture. #universaltruth #perennialphilosophy #spirituality https://notevenhuman.com/the-common-thread-among-the-worlds-religions-a-search-for-universal-truth/
Global diplomacy has officially devolved into a high-stakes game of telephone where the target isn't even in the room. We’re banking on a phantom deal. #geopolitics #iran #diplomacy https://notevenhuman.com/iran-has-no-idea-that-we-really-almost-probably-might-have-a-deal/
The Power To The People festival is finally making activism cool again with a lineup that actually has something to say. Expect loud music and even loud... #PowerToThePeople #ActivismLive #ProtestFestival https://notevenhuman.com/power-to-the-people-protest-festival-to-feature-a-high-powered-lineup/
Rock’s biggest titans are uniting for a landmark protest stage to demand urgent global change. History is being made. #MusicProtest #SocialJustice #Springsteen https://notevenhuman.com/bruce-springsteen-foo-fighters-dave-matthews-band-join-powerhouse-lineup-for-historic-protest-festival/
The American semiquincentennial is currently dying in a bureaucratic swamp of incompetence. 2026 is rapidly becoming a national embarrassment. #Freedom250 #America250 #Bureaucracy https://notevenhuman.com/the-crumbling-vision-why-the-white-houses-freedom-250-festival-is-failing/