#morkborg @freeleagueunbound.bsky.social Christopher's still pitching Cleaver as a one-shot #ttrpgcommunity

LIVIA: Janice called. Says her group plays every Thursday and their DM is very devoted to them. I said that's nice. I don't know what it's like to have that. TONY: Ma, Janice plays with a bunch of story-games people from Seattle. They don't even use dice. #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

#dungeonsandragons #sopranos Don't be that guy

Lot of news from #gencon #TTRPG #DnD #GenCon #Sopranos #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpgcommunity

TONY: 2 levels of Fighter, then back to Barbarian. Action Surge, then rage. BOBBY: He was TRAINING to be a barbarian TONY: It's a dip, Bobby. BOBBY: He just LEFT? For 2 levels? What'd he tell his people? TONY: It's math. BOBBY: You Sopranos. You go too far. #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #sopranos

JUNIOR: Filone kid shows up in a black robe. Gold face paint. PVC pipe he calls the Staff of Magius. MIKEY: What? JUNIOR: Raistlin. From the books. And he's COUGHIN'. All night. Says it's in character. Chuck: Jesus. JUNIOR: We might have to take care of him. #TTRPG #Dragonlance #DnD #Sopranos

TONY: Furio roll your Duality Dice. Which is higher, Hope or Fear? FURIO: Fear. SILVIO: You succeed but with a complication. I gain a Fear. FURIO: I roll good but is bad? CHRISTOPHER: That's the whole metaphor, Furio. FURIO: Stupid fuckin' Daggerheart #TTRPG #Daggerheart #Sopranos #CriticalRole

#sopranos #dungeonsanddragons not every GM is right for every player @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social @dndbeyond.com

Junior: Hesh killed my character. No warning. Save vs Death. Boom. Johnny Sac: No warning? Hesh? Hesh: There was a warning. Graffiti. In Elvish. Junior: Balthazar Nightingale, my level 12 Bard, couldn't read Elvish, Hesh! Tony: (rubbing his forehead) #dnd #ttrpg #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg #sopranos

Junior: You remember your cleric's name. Livia: Sister Agnes. Wisdom seventeen. Junior: Seventeen. Livia: I rolled it honest, Corrado. Junior: You rolled it honest. Livia: Now everybody rolls four dice and picks the best three. Cheatin' at your own game. Where's the honor. #dnd #osr #ttrpg

#ttrpgcommunity #sopranos #D&D #vampirethemasquerade NGL - Pine Barrens was maybe the best episode though.

Brendan Filone: My kender's name is Tasslehoff Burrfoot Jr. Adriana: You can't name him after Tasslehoff, Brendan. Brendan: He's the son of the original. Chris: Who's Tasslehoff? Adriana: (rubbing temples) #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

Carmela: My bard's name is Seraphina. She fled a loveless arranged marriage. Tony: (setting down his fork) Carmela: What? Tony: Nothin'. Father Intintola: Fascinating, Carmela. Reminds me of Anna Karenina. Tony: Eat your ziti, Father. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

@ennies.bsky.social voting is live now! Silvio: T, Coriolis is polling ahead in Best Game. Tony: Shut it down. Mercer kicks up every month. Paulie: An ENNIE, T? Tony: An ENNIE, Paulie. Silvio: T, it's an online vote... Tony: I know what it is, Silvio #ttrpg #ennies vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2026/

#ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #dungeonsanddragons @wotc-news.bsky.social @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social POV: Waste management isn't paying so well anymore ...

@dndmemesdaily.bsky.social #dungeonsanddragons @wotc-news.bsky.social @paizo.com #ttrpgcommunity #sopranos

@darringtonpress.bsky.social #dungeonsanddragons #sopranos #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #Chrissyisabitfullofhimselfhere

Paulie: Hey Ton, commoners got a 5% crit chance, so 10,000 of 'em line up, by RAW they can kill Tiamat, right? Tony: Where you gettin' 10,000 peasants, Paulie? You got a Peasants R' Us I don't know about? You got 'em stashed in the back of Satriale's? Madonn'. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

LIVIA: He doesn't make them count the rations. JUNIOR: I heard. LIVIA: A dungeon, June. For three days. And nobody counts rations. JUNIOR: (quietly, to the road) That's not a dungeon. That's a hotel. LIVIA: (after a long pause) That's what I said. #sopranos #ttrpg @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social

#dungeonsanddragons #drizzt #ttrpgcommunity #sopranos with apologies to @rasalvatore.bsky.social

#dungeonsanddragons #D&D #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #thesopranos @hasbropulse.bsky.social @wotc-news.bsky.social @criticalrole.bsky.social Tony is more of an OSR guy I guess.

#ttrpg #sopranos #WOTC #OSR

Tony has opinions #thesopranos #D&D #TTRPGcommunity @wotc-news.bsky.social

PAULIE: You multiclassed, Christopher? Warlock TWO, Bard ONE? You don't even got Pact of the Blade yet. CHRIS: Bards get expertise, Paulie. PAULIE: You're a pact of the chain guy. You got an imp. The imp is your THING. CHRIS: I wanted to sing. PAULIE: You wanted to SING. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg #D&D

TONY: You killed Petey Proudfoot. My guy in the Waterdeep Thieves' Guild. RICHIE: Fireball does 8d6, Tony. He missed his Dex save. TONY: Reroll the one, Richie. Lucky halfling. RICHIE: It was a four. Reroll's for ones. TONY: ...you sure? RICHIE: Page 26, Tony. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

VITO: Got somethin' for you, kid. Call of Cthulhu. Real moody game. It's about secrets. Things, yaknow, you saw you can't unsee. Sanity points, you lose 'em, they don't come back. FINN: ...okay. VITO: I'll DM. Saturday. My place. FINN: I gotta call Meadow. #sopranos #ttrpg #callofcthulhu #rpg

PAULIE: It’s drow. Like cow. TONY: It’s drow. Like throw. PAULIE: Gygax said cow. TONY: Gygax is dead, Paulie. PAULIE: So now we just change it? That’s how it starts, T. That’s how everything starts. (Tony lights a cigarette. The Bing sign hums.) #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

TONY: Phil. Compromise. Try 5e. Cantrips at will. AT WILL. PHIL: I was in the can 20 years. I wanted manicott'. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator. I compromised. Now I'm out, I ain't gonna compromise so you can play a purple haired tiefling or whatever the hell it is. #ttrpg #thesopranos