Was going to attempt to shave my bum hole but I’m worried that I might…..
I’ve not seen any of her other content but, on the face of it, what’s she done that is so wrong other than saying the drinks in the cafe were overpriced? There’s perhaps another consideration about whether the profits from cafe go to charity etc, but I can’t really see why the big bluesky pile on?
Woolfinder General@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 4w agoI'm speechless
Is it because he’s a good player coming back from some unfortunate injuries that played a pass that would have likely found its man had it not been made on a disgraceful unpredictable surface full of rubbery black balls?
Hearts Standard@heartsstandard.bsky.social · last mo.Why Hearts fans should keep the faith with Harry Milne @bmeik.bsky.social on the reaction to the left-back's start to the season as Wouter Vrancken explains why he will reach his level.
*The Conservative’s
Joel Sked@sked21.bsky.social · last mo.Christian Borchgrevink's situation has changed a fair bit at Hearts. After thinking he might have to leave, he is happy and relishing the change in style from "the conservative Scottish football on steroids". Really enjoyable chat with the Norwegian. 🔗 onlrl.co/wxjs49
He’ll be disappointed that it’s not worked out but he’ll have plenty of other opportunities via the Kartoum Newtork
Hearts Standard@heartsstandard.bsky.social · 2mo agoSander Kartum has left Hearts. The club have confirmed the midfielder’s departure by mutual consent.
lol at Martin O’Neill, I’ve not seen a 74 year old take a pumping like that since R̶e̶d̶a̶c̶t̶e̶d̶
The words of somebody that’s never used AI to create images of Craig Levein eating Smurfs off of a sushi conveyor belt
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2mo agoThey’re trying so fucking hard to get consumer AI over by lying until it’s beyond the tipping point like they did with Uber and Airbnb and DoorDash etc but unlike those other evil tech companies it does not do anything. It has no use.
Hearing Archie and Lilibet have secured spots at Niddrie Mill Primary School
Everybody having a good laugh at McInnes and Devlin…really not going to jinx it myself as can see them sticking the knife into us when we are away at Dens next season
Are we sure that they were stunned? Can imagine it takes a fair amount to stun these cunts.
Nice of the police to let him out on Saturday to smash the mile world record
From what I can gather from club sources Vrancken was told that he needs to trim the squad if he wants to add to it. Apparently it came down to a decision between the German goalkeeper and Blair Spittal and he was forced to make a choice….Spit or Schwolow?
Calling it now. Wrexham are going to spoil this story and turn it into corporate slop by signing the Cape Verde keeper
“And I’ve goat tae shay, that fella Messi really is a fella, I’ve really goat tae shay. Ish that hellsh bellsh? Aysheedeeshee?”
Jordan Henderson to boost the England players morale at half time with a series of hilarious custard pie pranks
Salt Bae deserves to be at the World Cup more than Scotland
That’s the last time I turn off the telly in a huff
Always found it weird when football fans cream themselves about how much money a PLC is going to make on their best player but it does feel different with Braga - proof that the model is already working and that we will grow exponentially. Exciting times as per @pantsshaton.bsky.social wee graph!
Not a fan of this at all. When played in position in a sensible system (not Critchley’s) he has been excellent. Seems to have the minerals too!
Hearts Standard@heartsstandard.bsky.social · 4mo ago🚨 Transfer news 🚨 Michael Steinwender could leave Hearts with transfer interest from Germany @sked21.bsky.social ✍️
Now that Burnham is in there’s a clear sense of the adults being back in charge methinks. Zelensky photo op will seal the deal. Trump is toast!
Trying to get up for it but fuck the World Cup. I just want to see Harry Milne marauding in Maroon again
I hope Hearts don’t appoint a British manager that says things like “we are in a difficult moment” Portuguese, French, German, Spanish? Fine
I can confirm that I have decided to stop turning a blind eye to Derek McInnes’s bigotry with effect from today. There’s no place for it in football and there is also no place for looking like a body double of the slain Lost Prophets nonce frontman.
